Señor Tortuga

I am the real Mr. Turtle.

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

LFG @baileyzappe04

[nat @nattarbox]

The fellas are ready for some Patriots football.

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

😉

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

@doriantaylor 🤨

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

Happy summer and don’t forget to eat your fresh greens.

[artnau @artnau]

🕺🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
The Tortoise Trainer, 1906 by Osman Hamdi Bey

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

@WEATHERISHAPPEN 🤨

[big challenges @pududeer]

here he comes

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

@WEATHERISHAPPEN REAL NICEo

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

I DONT LIKE THESE MACHINES

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

😤

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

https://t.co/nlft8ZqTnU

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Many readers have asked me "why do so many pulp covers feature women in ripped red blouses standing in swamps while a man who looks a bit like David Bowie fights off an unusual animal attack?"

The answer is pulp artist Wil Hulsey...

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

tru

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

https://t.co/mZfVVPycXP

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

That fresh UV-B bulb feeling. 😎

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

Extremely rude.

[もふもふ動画 @tyomateee2]

草食系のお食事会 https://t.co/EdpigWEait

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

TGIF @DispoHQ

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

A listener in Medina, Ohio messaged to tell me that her local fire department rescued 10 turtles from a blaze and they made LIL TURTLE OXYGEN MASKS for them!! My heart truly can’t handle this ❤️🐢❤️

[Señor Tortuga @therealmrturtle]

Having a duplex condo custom built to my exacting specifications.