The Adventures of One Wire

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@Irina_exh A watch pin to attach the wristband to the watch?

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Hey Bruce, any songs about these innocent victims who were murdered by illegal aliens?

• Laken Riley (22, nursing student, Georgia, 2024): Beaten to death while jogging; suspect Jose Ibarra, Venezuelan national in the U.S. illegally.

• Rachel Morin (37, mother of five, Maryland, 2023): Abducted while hiking, bludgeoned and strangled; suspect from El Salvador with prior crimes, entered illegally.

• Jocelyn Nungaray (12, Texas, 2024): Raped and murdered; two Venezuelan suspects charged, entered illegally.

• Kayla Hamilton (20, Maryland, ~2022–2023): Bound, assaulted, and strangled in her home; suspect linked to illegal immigration.

• Lizbeth Medina (16, Texas, 2023): Stabbed to death in her apartment; suspect Rafael Romero (Mexican national, visa issues reported).

• Ivory Smith (7, Texas, 2024): Killed in DUI crash; suspect Joel Enrique Gonzalez Chacin (Venezuela).

• Alex “AJ” Wise Jr. (10, Texas, 2024): Hit-and-run crash; suspect Rogelio Ortiz-Olivas (Mexico, repeat offender reported).

• Taliyah Crochet and Rylan Oncale (both 18, Louisiana, 2024): Killed in DUI crash; suspect Axel Flores-Cordova (Honduras).

• Anya Varfolomeev (19) and Nikolay Osokin (19, California, 2021): Struck and killed by drunk driver; suspect Oscar Eduardo Ortega-Anguiano (Mexico).

• Megan Bos (37, Illinois, 2025): Decapitated and body concealed; suspect Luis Mendoza-Gonzalez (Mexico).

• Luis Jocsan Nanez Lopez (15, Kentucky, 2025): Shot while defending his mother; suspect Gildardo Amandor-Martinez (Mexico).

• Katie Abraham (20, Illinois): Killed in DUI hit-and-run; suspect tied to sanctuary policies and illegal status.

• Victoria Eileen Harwell (Minnesota, 2024): Killed in intoxicated-driving crash; Ecuadoran national reported illegally present.

• Hallie Helgeson (18) and Brady Heiling (19, Minnesota/Wisconsin area, ~2024–2025): Killed in head-on DUI crash; Honduran national reported illegally present.

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@DerrickEvans4WV

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@AnthonyCumia Is that Stalker Patti?

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@AnthonyCumia

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Iryna's Law has been sitting on North Carolina governor, Josh Stein's desk for NINE DAYS!!!

He still hasn't signed it.

9 days he could’ve signed a bill protecting innocent people from repeat violent offenders.

9 days of silence.

What exactly is he waiting for?

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@AnthonyCumia I wouldn’t hit that with a stolen dick.

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Truth is, if his show was making the company money, he’d be on tonight.
Just like Colbert.
Late night talk shows are a money pit.
This was a great excuse to free up a few million bucks.

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@AnthonyCumia Looks like they photoshopped a black dood’s head in that photo.

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@AnthonyCumia What’s this beast’s revolution against dentistry?

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@Tr00peRR @AnthonyCumia A “teen”

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@AnthonyCumia Holy hell. That must smell like old warm hamburger meat.

[New York Post @nypost]

Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates https://t.co/4eonu2CcjS

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Elementary school teacher in @FortBendISD Byron Davis calls for me to be shot in the neck and kiIIed

Please look into this @FBI

Does superintendent @FortBendISDSupt condone this kind of behavior from teachers??

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

$800million in wasteful, useless, corrupt, lib programs that have done NOTHING to quell the violence in Chicago. Your city is a worldwide joke. People are petrified to visit.
Imagine a Mayor WORSE than Lori Lightfoot. Well, you’ve got him Chicago!

[RigoStaRR @RigoIrizarry]

Charlie Kirk is dead and before anyone points any fingers, let me point them first.

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

Leftists are trying to use scant first impressions to claim this guy was right-wing.

They are some of the worst-informed propagandists ever.

[Gun Owners of America @GunOwners]

🚨BREAKING🚨 

Democrat congressional candidate @isaiahrmartin announces his intent to introduce the “Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act” to expand unconstitutional background checks & enact a federal gun confiscation law.

This is an insult to Charlie’s legacy as a 2A activist.

[Vincent Curatola @vincentcuratola]

Hey #StephenKing, you are a homely little fuck face ugly m’fcker who couldn’t get laid if you walked into a women’s prison with a casket full of hundred dollar bills! @StephenKing @NickDiPaolo @w_terrence @BillOReilly

[The Adventures of One Wire @therealonewire]

@AnthonyCumia He wants it to be so. Wants it really badly.