“Where are you from?”
“Trabzon.”
“Where in Trabzon?”
“Çaykara.”
“Where’s that near?”
“Dernekpazarı.”
“Huh???”
“Of. It’s close to Of. We eat hamsi every meal. We like to tell funny stories. We like to dance with kemençe. Everyone has barabelli gun on their belt. https://t.co/b9QIvZeJyu
“Where are you from?”
“The Netherlands.”
“Where in The Netherlands?”
“Dordrecht.”
“Where’s that near?”
“Breda.”
“Huh???”
“Amsterdam. It’s close to Amsterdam. I have a windmill in my backyard, I own at least three pairs of wooden shoes and I eat Gouda cheese everyday.” https://t.co/qFtWu5JoxG
Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?
Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.
Parents: It's those pesky iPhones
My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre payed flowers so i could receive them every year on my birthday. Well this is my 21st birthday flowers and the last. Miss you so much daddy. 💜