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I have been designing, developing, and shipping software for almost 20 years. Edu: B.S. Physics. Also wanne be guitarist.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Republican Senators who voted for RFK Jr. have the best healthcare in the world, paid for by you. They don’t care about what’s going to happen to your kids, your parents, or you.

[Aaron Richards 🇪🇺🇺🇦✠🛡️ @arun_richards]

Prophetic #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

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@realDonaldTrump Trump the Eternal Grifter

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@EricIdle I was 6 years old at the time. Album art work had me trippin'. It wasn't mine, was my brother's.

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@PhysInHistory sounds about right to me

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@PhysInHistory Turn it around: under what conditions would there only be nothing? Seems like given the possibility of all states that the state of nothingness has a vanishingly small probability.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
https://t.co/yx7ohW0XeF

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@davefarley77 I messed around with BASIC, Pascal, Fortran in late 1980s. Then didn't program anything until about 2000 when I discovered Java...that's when I got hooked! Hooked on OOP more than Java, but that was the catalyst.

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@jasongorman scheme is a close 2nd

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@GrahamJCampbell I use mysql everyday since 2004 and I can say 100% certainty, you're wrong (that's based on the few projects I did that using PostgreSQL). But MySQL (or MariaDB) is good enough for most things.

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@yuricodesbot I have also have these. And I NEVER use them. Books are kinda dead for tech AFAICT these days. It's easier to use the web (MDN's site of course). I started back in the days of IE5!!! It was JavaScript hell back then across browsers and platforms.

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@PhysInHistory None. I've read like 1 books in my life. Jacques Cousteau, Cosmos, Life on Earth, those TV shows inspired me.

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@Kaizerrev @realDonaldTrump @megynkelly rosie o, yeah I'm w/ T-man on this one #oink

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

A reminder: Bernie's bill to apply payroll taxes on income above $250,000 a year would extend Social Security's solvency for 75 years, expand Social Security benefits by $2,400 a year & not raise taxes by 1 penny on the bottom 93% of Americans, per Social Security Administration.

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@PhysInHistory Feynman Lectures on Physics volumes 1 - 3, this is the correct answer....what'd I win?

[Pádraig Murchadhfinn @murchadhfinn]

In an act of self defence, Israel has attacked UN peacekeepers while invading someone else’s country.

Shit you can’t make up.

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@realDonaldTrump 1000s of criminals in your neighborhood (if that's even true), or 1 criminal in the White House (that's a fact). #DumpTrump

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@roxanamuntian yours

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@PcPhilanthropy IDE blows. SCSI rules!