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[Jordan @therealplaut]

@WaltHickey @chrislhayes I get the point but line this up with American life expectancy…

[Jordan @therealplaut]

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[Jordan @therealplaut]

@ChrisFerreiras @SFGiants https://t.co/Adnln50p29

It’s not a competition, man 🤦‍♂️

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

We wish you a very Merry Christmas, #SFGiants fans! 🎅🎄

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@TheBigPic @jowrotethis @SeanFennessey As a Marin native who was lucky enough to grow up with the Hope/Crosby Road movies (Road to Morocco is for sure the best!), this ep was a special one. Cheers @jowrotethis!

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(📢) PLEASE RETWEET: THE TOP 100 REASONS TO OPPOSE TRUMP

1. He’s a rapist.
2. He’s a convicted felon.
3. He’s a sexual predator.
4. He’s a corrupt con man who owes $500 million in fines.
5. He stole classified docs to sell.
6. His inaction caused 200,000+ needless COVID deaths.

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@thugaliers @AndrewLeezus Yeah for sure, there’s a camera in his grill

[Only Murders in the Building 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️ @OnlyMurdersHulu]

Meryl Streep and Paul Rudd join Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez for an all new mystery. Stream #OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding August 8 on @hulu, Disney+ internationally, and Star+ in Latin America.

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@aherman2006 “I’m an empath but I’m literally the opposite because every action I take screams ‘psychopath’”

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@TheBigPic @SeanFennessey @akdobbins I’m a real person (I promise) and I saw ‘To Leslie’ in December because it was a Maron joint… Riseborough really did crush it!

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

The names you know. The history you don’t. History of the World Part II, a four night event, streaming March 6 on @hulu! #HistoryOfTheWorldPart2

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Again, Republicans in key state legislatures across the country have passed laws that do not allow the tabulation of early and mail-in ballots until Election Day for no other reason than to create chaos and distrust in our election system.

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@arizona_melissa @TheMightyChin1 @imjdsharp @kanyewest Melissa, hear me out: 1) there is no “their government” as most Jews live outside of Israel and many don’t align with the government in power. 2) MOST VERY RICH FOLKS USE MONEY TO INFLUENCE POLITICS! Why do you think Republicans want to cut taxes for the wealthy?? Rich donors.

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@kozzmoknight @sc0rch @Mediemannen @chrislhayes @actdottv Railing against “Consumerism” is not equivalent to fighting corporate greed i.e. corporations that don’t treat their workers fairly or cheat on taxes. Look up the history of that term in right-wing political context and that should help clarify.

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@yeadudeitschr1s @WaltHickey @chrislhayes I don’t necessarily disagree. Consecutive term limits definitely make sense to me. I do know competent people over 80 let alone 50 in terms of both computer skills and driving - AND are very attuned to world events and would be better than many sitting senators. But I hear ya.

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@Samael_WS @WaltHickey @chrislhayes I wouldn’t want to be in any club that would have me as a member.

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@MarcMcD @WaltHickey @chrislhayes Somewhat, sure, but we’ve also improved the survival of older children and adults as well.

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@WaltHickey @chrislhayes Life expectancy is still up 30 years since 1900. I understand there’s been a wave of senators staying in office longer (Storm Thurmond was a senator until he was 100!) but I think in part that’s because they can still function at 65+ when that used to be past life expectancy.

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@WaltHickey @chrislhayes I get the point but line this up with American life expectancy…

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@BigSnooze @WaltHickey @chrislhayes Right. They’re old! Old people deserve some representation too but it should be relative not outsized. Cheers.

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

We are just hours away from The Orville: New Horizons season finale on @hulu! #theorville #theorvillenewhorizons

[Jordan @therealplaut]

@Rochard32986769 @JoeBiden How’d this turn out eh? But hey it’s not too late to see the truth for what it is. When people with or seeking power tell you who they are and what they are trying to do with that power, it’s a good idea to listen.