Snooze

clubhouse glue guy, narcoleptic sports person, Liverpool • Indy Colts • MN Twins

[Blue-Orange Gator @BOGBackup1]

Im crying man, he became a literal price fixing communist the second that Hellcats were no longer sufficient to land 5-stars

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

In explaining his decision to leave Ole Miss for LSU, Lane Kiffin seems willing to invoke Ole Miss's struggle to distance itself from symbols like the Confederate flag, Colonel Rebel, and the nickname "Ole Miss" itself.

When he was coaching there, Kiffin says, top recruits would tell him, “‘Hey, coach, we really like you. But my grandparents aren’t letting me move to Oxford, Mississippi.’ That doesn’t come up when you say Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Parents were sitting here this weekend saying the campus’s diversity feels so great: ‘It feels like there’s no segregation’” https://t.co/kNueefe5qK

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Twins completed a four-game sweep of the Tigers after starting the season 3-6.

Now, at 7-6, the Twins have a winning record for the first time since June 15 of last year, when they were 36-35.

That means the Twins played 100 games and went 37-63 between having a winning record.

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Platinum sombrero for Matt Wallner: 0-for-5 with five strikeouts, all swinging.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Stick to that & everything else is cream cheese."

[Snooze @BigSnooze]

@AaronGleeman Sure they can! They just can’t act like their own optimism is normal

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

More than 11,000 fans participated in our fifth annual MLB Hope-O-Meter.

Overall, 72 percent reported they are optimistic about their favorite team this season, compared to 66 percent in 2025.

[Snooze @BigSnooze]

@LetsTalk_Twins We’re gonna win(?) Twins!

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

BAT FLIP OF THE YEAR NOMINEE

[Snooze @BigSnooze]

SORCERER (1977) dir. William Friedkin

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Can this be a solution?

[Snooze @BigSnooze]

@NormOrnstein Parody account big dog

[Snooze @BigSnooze]

@ErickaAndersen @Seamus630126920 I’m a 34-year-old guy in Indy. Same stuff going on with dating. Very disheartening that she’s going through this 😩 but selfishly it’s nice to know I’m not alone in the abyss of dating

[Snooze @BigSnooze]

Back when he was the best active player and had a shot to be the best ever, the only product I ever saw with Mike Trout on it was… Super Pretzels.

MLB/institutions of baseball operate out of a model of viewership from the year that “Africa” by Toto topped the charts

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: Baseball has been revitalized by rule changes, but according to our readers, not everything has gotten better for fans.

The legal web of MLB's sports network contracts continues to subject nearly 40% of fans we polled to blackouts: https://t.co/YsaSenu023

[#1 RESPECTABLE ADAM, CONFETTI WINNER @B89Adam]

Fun Fact: this image from the opening credits of Cheers is a real photo of the Irish Lion in Bloomington.

[Snooze @BigSnooze]

@ogjearbear @bottomofthejoel @HomefieldApparl So happy for your whole squad! Indiana is now the football, basketball, and motorsport capital of America

[Red Cup Rebellion @RedCupRebellion]

The night after having its season ended by a 7th year QB, the NCAA rules OM can’t have a sixth year QB

[Snooze @BigSnooze]

@DrSprankle “Gumby Enjoyment Spectrum Disorder”

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The Pop-Tarts Bowl features the sacrifice of a beloved figure, who is reborn anew as someone who is ceremonially consumed in celebration.

This is literally the central narrative of the crucifixion, resurrection, and communion. How could ND say no?!!

[Wilson Alexander @whalexander_]

For a brief moment in time right now, LSU is paying Lane Kiffin, Brian Kelly and Ed Orgeron. It sends Orgeron his last buyout payment of $426,000 on Dec. 15. Yeah, there's money in the banana stand.