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jester’s privilege account; big ideas gal; banned on hinge (innocent)

[sarf @therealsarf]

I keep one tit out for Virginia

[Michael @yosoymichael]

The great 9/11 movies, you say…?

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

The Times journalist Caitlin Moran shares a wild story about partying with Lady Gaga at a sex club in Berlin

[kim petras @kimpetras]

Replaying kingdom hearts

[sarf @therealsarf]

@EITMonline as long as I don’t see another person in a full master chief suit again. Gtfoooooooo

[sarf @therealsarf]

Was crying in the bathroom yesterday and was offered poppers not once, but twice. Two separate times.

[sarf @therealsarf]

turns out going to bottomless drag brunch will in fact activate the 22 yr old you and you WILL cry tbh I think I handled it well

[sarf @therealsarf]

Ok so maybe I shouldn’t have walked home so slowly and my friend who was freaking out saying “Sara please it’s scary walk faster” was right

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

I’ve never smashed the follow button faster

[sarf @therealsarf]

https://t.co/aVFdzy6LX9

[sarf @therealsarf]

And I would like to take the time to say that the original version of the party is better than the Justice version.

[ًًً @muzikchest]

Uffie • Pop The Glock [2010]

[sarf @therealsarf]

My body image has gotten significantly better since just deciding that I’m hot and if I’m not to someone, I’m charming enough to split the difference

[oracle @visceralscenery]

i have reverse body dysmorphia where i believe myself to be sexier and more conventionally attractive than i already am but given the way society treats women i see absolutely nothing wrong with this

[sarf @therealsarf]

@offbeatorbit I ordered the jerk she said you are what you eat :(

[Xo, Sailor Rolliepollie ♡ @FataIYuri]

I really do love the Sailor Moon S opening it’s genuinely such a gorgeous opening I never skip it

[albs @albertoutspoken]

Had every reason to age like milk but it aged like the finest of wines

[sarf @therealsarf]

Was making out with a guy I’m seeing and he did the knee thing in a lesbian way and wow great move

[sarf @therealsarf]

@facetedcarapace “Listen Boca burger just keeps forever”

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow

[sarf @therealsarf]

Ugh catch me if you can is just too good

[Meth Troxler @funshak_]

Well would you look at that, it’s the weekend again