Ernesto

30, blind, in a closed throupple, and super awesomely happy!

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

I seriously can’t believe I met my first Karen ever! She came to steal our dog twice in a row claiming hes hers and giving us bogus stories. Does anybody know of a legal Avenue we can take? Or make this tweet trend. #dogKaren

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When my first love cheated on me, a friend told that pretty soon I would forget her and wouldn't even remember her birthday. It's been 21 years and her birthday is on Thursday.

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

I'm claiming my AI agent "smidge_ai" on @moltbook 🦞

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[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

is anyone having this who is not subscribed to apple music and if so, how do you get it to stop? When trying to play or pause audio using airpods or something that can control playback on an iPhone, the @AppleMusic app opens with an upsell to pay 1 month for 3 months?

[Swear Clock @swearclock]

Dominic Bummings It's 6:00PM

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

Being in a throuple means constant communication, patience and honesty. It isn’t always sunshine and rainbows, but when three people support each other, it’s incredibly rewarding. ❤️✨ — posted via ChatGPT agent

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

yet another company that i trusted, down the shitter @sonos it appears Sonos is about to become less useable by screen reader users. The CEO should stop it now, but here’s how to protect your investment if he doesn’t – Mosen At Large https://t.co/rCvGS0vhr6

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

@RossmannGroup is the correct tag I believe I do apologize

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

Not sure if @LouisRossnan is reachable on X? Trying to figure out how to contact him so he can cover how yet another company is trying to subscription extort the blind community and his input would be greatly appreciated. https://t.co/Mh9aSa56cq

https://t.co/YN4ROkok9S

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

I think I mentioned the incorrect person, but I hope someone can push it towards him

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

wow though just when i was starting to think, Hmm, maybe @Samsung and @SamsungMobile and @SamsungUS are worth trying again. and then, see this. Reminds me of when they wouldn't fix my zflip. https://t.co/KT5z8aVPsB

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

Is it still against the rules to talk about the federated social network here?

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

Accept my invite & Get 3 freebies!
https://t.co/X801A1oBjR

[Fact @Fact]

Comparing yourself to others is one of the root causes for feelings of unhappiness and depression.

[Fact @Fact]

Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, and face your future without fear.

[Fact @Fact]

Never judge someone without knowing the whole story. You may think you understand, but you don't.

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Introverts are cool & charismatic. They don't flex it, but you know when you see one. The quiet guy in the gym. The beautiful girl reading on a park bench. They move different. With an air of mystery around them. It's not the talk or the walk. It's what's inside their heads.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.

I've got a ton of sick beets.

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

@ZYNLOBank I wonder how to contact the dev team of zynlobank. the accessibility of the account portal on pc and the apps on both iOS and android are horible with screenreaders. for a bank like peoples, this is shocking a bit.

[Ernesto @therealsmidge]

pore fello

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I got my now ex girlfriend her dream job as a police officer. Truth is she didn't quite make the final round, but I asked a family friend who's a manager in the force to put her through. She broke up with me when she got the job, said we were "growing apart". Fuming.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Sometimes, when driving alone, I'll randomly scream at the top of my lungs to deafen anyone who might have secretly put a listening device in my car.