Ted Wheeler

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I would like to see a cooking competition show where the contestants can just take their damn time and cook something nice without racing and sweating all over their meal.

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@Rainmaker1973 I don’t think this is being swept over some falls but more of someone caught in a wave on a beach.

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@libsoftiktok Calling @greg16676935420

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@engineers_feed Why don’t planets twinkle? Years ago someone told me if you’re looking up and it twinkles it’s a star and if it doesn’t it’s a planet.

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@Babygravy9 Got community noted but it wasn’t that big of an exaggeration.

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@TweetsOfCats That’s a ferret. Source: I had ferrets. Smelly little burglars.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The shaking a finger at me really pisses me off and makes me not want to try any of these tips.

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Groundhog Day is one of the best movies ever made.

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@MAstronomers Fartnpoopinshire

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@Rainmaker1973 How do the plants absorb the nutrients and minerals form soil if there is no soil? Are they added to the water?

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@BOBIematic @Rainmaker1973 Debris from space

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@InternetH0F To this day if my kids turn on that light I yell at them to shut it off immediately. It actually never bothers me, I just think I'm over traumatized from when I did it as a kid and my parents yelled at me.

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@Breaking911 Thumbs up for a confusing headline and photo.

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

Reminder that The Lord of the Rings is a Christian story.

Tolkien was forthcoming on this: “The Lord of the Rings is of course a fundamentally religious and Catholic work.”

These are some of its (many) theological themes... 🧵

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@teslaownersSV I’m a bot. Thank you.

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Obviously no one is going to keep the same cell phone for 50 years, but it does bring back the replicable battery model. Take that battery with you every time you get a new phone. No sure what would happen in a containment breach though when your phone accidently gets run over by a car or something.

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@clownworld I should be in jail. I did the same thing and scraped up all the paint on the back of my car using a snow shovel with a metal edge to scrape the snow off.

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@RealPizzaPepe Saw something very similar to this. Vintage looking cars all parked together in a lot. Turns out they were being used for filming of the TV show Severance. Really cool to see. You could walk right up to them. I have a few pictures somewhere.

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@Alphafox78 You could say they were really hitting the slopes that day

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@githii As someone who went through this exact scenario, I’m glad to see more awareness. I spent 15 minutes pulling my bike off the tracks. As in the commercial, it didn’t end well. My wife was really pissed about our kid when I got home.