Toby✨

Allah first✨|| For now I don’t have access to my @_therealtobyjay account😪

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“We were drunk and asleep in the car when they opened fire on us.

Thank God we were lying down.

The next bullet hit our driver in the eye. His head fell onto my lap while his foot was still on the accelerator 😳”

Falz and his team recount their terrifying encounter with bandits on the Abuja–Lokoja Expressway.

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Video: Flood sweeping cars and properties through Shogunle and Mafoluku, Oshodi Lagos state.

[PATRIOTIC SOJA ($TSIR-MUNCHAN) @Pressman2040]

You speak as if war is a math problem. It is not.

Let me educate you.

First, you cannot simply "issue an international tender for 500 helicopters." Who pays? Nigeria's defence budget is about $2 billion annually . A single attack helicopter costs $20–$50 million. 500 helicopters would cost tens of billions more than the entire Nigerian budget for years. Mercenary pilots? Even more expensive. And where do you base them? Who maintains them? Who secures the fuel supply?

Second, "close the borders with support from Chad, Niger, Cameroon, and Benin." Those countries have their own internal crises. Chad just lost soldiers fighting ISWAP. Niger is unstable. Cameroon is fighting its own insurgency. You cannot "close" a border that is thousands of kilometres long, with villagers who have crossed back and forth for generations, with no wall, no fence, and no political will to displace entire communities.

Third, "10,000 men" sounds impressive until you realise they have to be moved, fed, housed, paid, and equipped. The Nigerian military is already overstretched across multiple theatres. You cannot simply pull 10,000 soldiers from one operation and drop them into another without creating a vacuum somewhere else.

Fourth, "international satellite imagery", we already have it. The US shares intelligence. France shares data. The problem is not knowing where the t£rr0r!sts are. The problem is getting to them before they move, and holding the ground after they are gone.

Fifth, you assume that "unleashing chaos with an air mobile force" will end the insurgency. It will not. Air power cannot hold ground. It cannot win hearts and minds. It cannot stop the next generation of recruits from emerging from poverty, illiteracy, and grievance.

Your plan reads like a video game strategy, not a real-world counter-insurgency doctrine.

War is not about numbers. It is about logistics, politics, economics, and human endurance.

You have a division of ideas. You need a battalion of reality.

[Nse @_nseobong]

May 30, I burst laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

[Toby✨ @therealtobyjay]

@Muqadaas_El @KawuGarba You’re very dull!

[Yorùbáness @Yorubaness]

Femi falana critically questions Major Aliyu on all he knows about the day Chief MKO Abiola died while in detention 👇🏿

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

If any policeman stops you, before he does anything to you, show him this video!! Save this video now and show him!! Tell him you got it straight from the source. Post this video on your WhatsApp for other people to see. Spread the word guys

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Retweet for good luck.

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

I would have to leave cause I would be laughing too hard😂

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

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[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

D English Alhaji has revealed this afternoon that Bøko Haråm att@cked a brigade in Benisheikh, Borno State last night, k!lln!g four soldiers, including Brigadier-General O. Braimah, and others. The att@ckers also reportedly bûrned several vehicles and made away with åmmunitiøn.

[benny. @1BENNY7G]

“no be 10 people beat DJ Tunez, na only me and na only two slaps i give am. i swear with my mama, if i dey lie make ogun carry my mama go anywhere wey Wizkid mama dey… he come go dey tweet, i think say he go send squad. na internet their own power dey.” — Burna Boy speaks! 🗣️

[Adigun Danger Federal🐺 @kaladze__]

Lool them no dey tell person. We used to think we were living the life from 2014-2016 until you see your close friend that didn’t have any history of seizure starts having constant episodes. Them no dey tell person, na body go tell you.

[blessing Ailen @ib_Ailen]

Mrs aboy chibuzor said she didn’t marry a boy cause of money
She did cause God asked her to.

Someone in the comment said aboy has lost his spark since he got married,that he is no longer happy😭
I noticed too sha
What might have gone wrong??

[Vikhtor @vikhtorD]

When she texts “You have lost the most important thing in your life”
So I check whether Bruno Fernandes got injured.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Premier League Player of the Season.

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Cruise aside, beware of nighas like Nasboi for real… i mean firstly, he couldn’t support okiki but also he didn’t hesitate to come for him when he spoke about sydney… people like that are the real innocent looking silent haters brr💯

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

If Prayers have genuinely ever worked for you. Retweet this.

[Toby✨ @therealtobyjay]

Insha Allah

[Dimeji of Lagos📸 @samson_dimeji]

I'll buy a car this year, I don't know how I'll do it but I will.