the real wormpix

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

Grok crushing it as usual

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

Couple goals

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

Come on @USPS, do better

[chad burner @BootleggedChad]

with affection, most people are stupid. you should accept that you’re probably part of the majority.

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

@WhiteHouse These are queens' crowns.

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

If you've ever wondered what Main Character Energy looks like, allow me to introduce you to literally any NYC bicyclist

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

@MiaSerafino Yes as long as we collectively approve of the movies

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

@CatWorkers Why did I think this was a tiny dog with a giant head

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

@yappingchad What the fuck

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

@yappingchad 🙋‍♂️

[Stasis4000 @Stasis4000]

#saveMTDew

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

And we're back here again

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

Hey short people with umbrellas: fuck you.

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

Fantastic headline

https://t.co/OkVFxLKHcn

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

@MiaSerafino HOW DOES THIS GET PAST EDITORS

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

This joke aged poorly

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

Exciting news: I've decided to finally join tiktok!!

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

Shit

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

@endofanerajc 🙋‍♂️

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

Not terrifying at all

[the real wormpix @therealwormpix]

@endofanerajc But what were the 4