Zac

[Zac @therealzacg]

@jowyang Whether or not we agree with the specifics of your list, I think we all owe you a thank you for not adding bullet points.

[Zac @therealzacg]

@bparsonst Personally I was offended that he did these in bullet points.

[Ben Hartman @Benhartman]

Jewish husbands of more impressive women - this is our moment

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Unprecedented, historic corruption: an American president commutes the sentence of a person convicted by a jury of lying to shield that very president.

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

The lovely Amy McGrath is a Marine Corps veteran. The average donation to her campaign is $36.

Mitch McConnell is a broken-down old man owed by cheap labor lobbyists.

#DefeatMcConnell

[Zac @therealzacg]

Despite all the transformative inventions throughout the ages — the telephone, the automobile, the computer, etc. — it was the cassette tape voicemail that blew our minds so thoroughly and completely, that we referred to it simply as: The Machine.

[Zac @therealzacg]

@Aarapparent From Milan to Minsk?!

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Thank you ALABAMA!!

[Zac @therealzacg]

@RaabZachLowe @RaabLeague Surely Haywood Hell is less habitable than all these places combined. Double the salary now. Half the stats. Twice the commitment.

[Zac @therealzacg]

@RaabLeague When you rebuild as quickly as I do, trading away assets to win-now is never an issue. I've had 100 Jokics, and I'll have 100 more.

[Zac @therealzacg]

Mcconnell: "Hey Merrick, we'd like you for FBI chief." Garland: "Oh, no thanks Mac. Any other positions you know of that are available?"

[Zac @therealzacg]

Is it OK if on Monday, I just celebrate the first 44 of them?

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Based on events of last night, and today, incredible irony in Sessions/Yates clip from her confirmation hearing: https://t.co/innuxLLaEc

[Van Jones @VanJones68]

THIS ... https://t.co/R945ngtTwz

[Zac @therealzacg]

@CleveSuperFan @RaabLeague Side note, lets hope Chicagoans are as graceful as you Clevelanders should their opponent blow a 3-1 series lead.

[Zac @therealzacg]

@RaabLeague Sour grapes all around. But I assure you, buying Holiday for $40, just to stick him on my IR all playoffs did not help me win.

[Zac @therealzacg]

@CleveSuperFan @pelaXV He proposed it to me.

[Zac @therealzacg]

@AJDcleveland @bparsonst @mugwump58 I hope he doesn't get the salad.