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still here, somehow

[eeeee @Thermos42]

@ErinBode peanut butter

[eeeee @Thermos42]

@historyinmemes the design is very human

[eeeee @Thermos42]

@legitpabo4lyfe bitch

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

sorry bro, i'm still too hungover from happy hondadays, no way i could make it to toyotathon

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I don't understand why parents hate weed when it makes your passion eating the food that's already in the house

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.

[s 🇵🇸 @goutful]

Within our lifetime a senator will release an eyeshadow palette

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

@POTUS @majorityfm if only i could be there to hotbox the oval office with you tonight sir

[jame @kloogans]

[pausing sex] do u want a capri-sun

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

box: meow

schrodinger: ignore that

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Overheard two women saying how they’d never date a bi man because “now they have to worry about him checking out both genders” and it’s like hmm have u ever thought of dating someone u trust?

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

manifesting gay sex

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people

batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you

joker:

batman:

joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem

[BIG BAWDY FOREIGN 🇧🇸 @foreignman242]

Those who play TikToks aloud at max volume on your tinny samsung speakers in public; how does it feel to be the orange starburst of the room?

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

trains

[CNN @CNN]

breaking news

[Shawna @_MissBarbi3]

@laissezfk @honeyzzest Do. Paaax z bc z z. Z a xz. Ma cc. A bc am CA a are a o

[Visual @Visuaaal]

@Minecraft Well in that case...

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

YES to all of this!!