Robert Bankert

if I had a dollar for every time I said I’d never drink again I’d have enough money to go drinking again.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

An overdue reminder of what can happen when you go to the Moon.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

If Ted Cruz uploads a photo of himself on a beach with the caption “Down here the only snow is blow,” I’ll support.

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

@keywestdanny @yacobmayer You’re missing out big time

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

@b_leezy09 It’s a curse now. We rode the high for too long

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

@EndlessJeopardy Broweyeology

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

People need something better to do with their lives than stand on an overpass with a flag of who they’re voting for...

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

If I wave at you and you have at least one free hand and don’t wave back, I don’t like you.

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

Yup I think it’s about time to delete Facebook

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

@lmayer @yacobmayer He was too busy being a good boyfriend.

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

There isn’t a word in the English language that actually describes how much I loathe painting

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

Iguanas are evolving... I just saw one run up the side of a house

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

@CathLefty Finally we agree on something lol

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

@austinroytitus @NBA None of any of this has made a lick of sense lol

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

I’ve always really enjoyed the insult asshat. Great imagery

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything https://t.co/1EEayAX4rn via @YouTube this is too good not to share

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

A pretty good depiction of the current state of America is that we still need signs telling people not to stop on train tracks.

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

@laurenbankert @andrewesq82 Poor taste in music

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

Trying to have a chill night watching my neighbors fireworks and the other neighbor is blasting Don’t Take the Girl. Cmon man you’re killing the vibe.

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

@andrewesq82 @laurenbankert I’m kinda partial to them. My front porch looking is an all time classic as far as I’m concerned.

[Robert Bankert @therobbankert]

@laurenbankert @andrewesq82 Are you kidding me??