therobpeepee

beans lmao

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

Vietnam’da kanalın önünü kapatan tatlı köpek, suyun taşarak yolu basmasına neden oldu.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Winnie. He got so excited that he briefly forgot how to be a dog. You can laugh, but he'd like to point out you look this ridiculous all the time. 13/10

[〽️o r e i r a @MetodoMoreira]

Essa câmera registrou um dos fenômenos mais impressionantes da natureza

Imagina quantas pessoas foram queimadas na idade média depois de contarem pra alguém que viram isso

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

Spike is a dog who lives in the wild desert area.

He was once seriously injured and nearly lost his life. Fortunately, his owner rescued, treated, and cared for him.

After recovering, Spike couldn’t stay still. Every day, he would return alone to the familiar dirt road in the desert.

Spike stands in the middle of the road, wagging his tail happily, as if saying “Hey bro, how’s it going today?” to his owner.

His owner often says cheerfully: “He survived and comes back to say what’s up pretty much every day.”

People like to call Spike a “gangster” because of his toughness, resilience, and loyal affection. 🐕❤️

[Beyond Interesting @BeyondIntrst]

This Man entered Amsterdam airport In 2016 and technically never stopped working till now. The man is a recording. Dutch designer Maarten Baas filmed a performer for 12 full hours behind a translucent screen, erasing and repainting the minute hand with a roller every minute.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stob… *sniffles* blease…

[mia ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @blanklspaces]

aquela amiga que sempre aparece com bolsa esquisita no rolê

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Not an iPad in sight, just kids nominating their friends to commit war crimes against them.
The kids are retarded again.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Oh yeah he's super shy 😭

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

computer, enhance

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Bro is getting straight teeth

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on… you’re a duck.”

“I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.

“And you can talk!” exclaims the barman.

“I see your ears are working too,” says the duck. “Now, if you don’t mind, can I have my beer and sandwich?”

“Certainly. Sorry about that,” says the barman as he pours the pint. “It’s just that we don’t get many ducks in here. What are you doing around this way?”

“I’m working on the building site across the road,” explains the duck. “I’m a plasterer.”

The barman is amazed, but the duck pulls a newspaper out of his bag and starts reading, making it clear the conversation is over.

He drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, says goodbye, and leaves.

The same thing happens every day for the next two weeks.

Then one day, the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster stops into the bar for a drink, and the barman says,

“You’re with the circus, aren’t you? I know a duck who’d be perfect for your show. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper… the lot!”

“Sounds marvelous,” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. “Tell him to give me a call.”

So the next day, when the duck comes into the pub, the barman says, “Hey, Mr. Duck, I think I can line you up with a great job. Good money, too.”

“I’m always interested in the next job,” says the duck. “Where is it?”

“At the circus,” replies the barman.

“The circus?” asks the duck.

“That’s right.”

“The circus… with the big tent?”

“Yep.”

“With all the animals in cages and the performers living in caravans?”

“Exactly.”

“And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?”

“That’s the one,” says the barman.

The duck looks at him in complete confusion and says…

“What the hell would they need a plasterer for?”

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Shelter security footage from kennel 4. They call him Ghost he's been waiting for a home for 7 months. Honey arrived three days ago, too weak to stand, too scared to eat.
The volunteers put them together that night. The camera caught what happened next.

[STR8 RIPPIN @STR8RIPPIN]

Imagine hearing this song for the first time again 🥲