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The Rocket Man
@therocketman022
Daily dose of absurd memes. If it makes you laugh or question reality, youβre in the right place ππ
Joined June 2026
259 Following
363 Followers
1.2K Posts
Do you know what happens when nobody follows me? π
I start doing things that even I canβt explain anymore. π
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? π
A. Follow me β€οΈ
B. Come talk to me π
C. Let me continue like this π€£
D. A & B before I get worse π
Do you know why heβs looking like this? π
No followers, no attention, nobody to disturbβ¦ bro is slowly losing it. π
What should we do? π
A. Follow him β€οΈ
B. Go talk to him π
C. Let him suffer π€£
D. Both A & B π
βFollow me, you might need this kind of therapy more often ππ
Be honest, what are you asking God for today?
A. Money π°
B. Peace π
C. A miracle π
D. All of the aboveβ
A. Follow me β€οΈ
Do you know why Iβm eating this much? π
No followers, no one to talk toβ¦ so food became my best friend. ππ
What should I do? π
A. Follow me β€οΈ
B. Come talk to me π
C. Let me eat π€£
D. Both A & B π
@TerryHi92638770 I hope you don't mind me reaching out. I simply thought it would be nice for us to have a proper conversation sometime and get to know each other a little better. I believe meaningful friendships often begin with a simple conversation. What have you been up to lately?
Do you know why Iβve been acting weird lately? π
No followers, no one to talk toβ¦ so Iβve become a cat! π±π
Should I start behaving normally again? π
A. Iβm following you β€οΈ
B. I care π
C. Stay weird π€£
D. You need friends π
@TerryHi92638770 Can I get a follow back from you?
@Pritk2020 Can we get to talk privately, this beauty as stolen my thoughts, and my sense of thinking straight!
@Pritk2020 Can I get a follow back from you?
@Pritk2020 I hope you don't mind me reaching out. I simply thought it would be nice for us to have a proper conversation sometime and get to know each other a little better. I believe meaningful friendships often begin with a simple conversation. What have you been up to lately?
βDo you know why Iβve been acting a little crazy lately? π
No followers, no one to talk toβ¦ so Iβm losing it! π
Maybe following me will fix the problem. π
A. Iβm following β€οΈ
B. I care about you π
C. Stay crazy π€£
D. You definitely need friends πβ
@JoyAdams238116 Let have a few conversations
@MCavett379 Can I get a follow back from you?
Do you know why Iβve been eating so much lately? π
NO FOLLOWERS = TOO MUCH FREE TIME!
Should I get followers and stop eating? π
A. YES π
B. IβM FOLLOWING NOW β€οΈ
C. Keep eating π€£
D. You need friends, bro π
@elonmusk74305 I hope you don't mind me reaching out. I simply thought it would be nice for us to have a proper conversation sometime and get to know each other a little better. I believe meaningful friendships often begin with a simple conversation. What have you been up to lately?
π Be honestβ¦ what do you think happened to him?
π
°οΈ The cheese addiction got serious π§π
π
±οΈ Bro unlocked his final form ππ
π
²οΈ The mouse took over π
π
³οΈ Billionaire problems are different π€£
@elonmusk74305 Can we get to talk privately, this beauty as stolen my thoughts, and my sense of thinking straight!
@elonmusk74305 Can I get a follow back from you?
@SusanMa04229495 I hope you don't mind me reaching out. I simply thought it would be nice for us to have a proper conversation sometime and get to know each other a little better. I believe meaningful friendships often begin with a simple conversation. What have you been up to lately?
@SusanMa04229495 Can we get to talk privately, this beauty as stolen my thoughts, and my sense of thinking straight!
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