a birb guy

birb is good

[a birb guy @therockmaster]

@zebster114 They pulled this shit with the 2019 Raptors (and are still pulling this shit) and it drives me fuckin insane. A ring is a ring. They earned it.

[a birb guy @therockmaster]

@ColinPlant2022 Oak Bay would hate that soooooo much. Let's do it. 😅

[a birb guy @therockmaster]

Introduce yourself with 4 Starships

[a birb guy @therockmaster]

@Komaniecki_R THANK YOU!!! I judge many establishments on whether they have change tables in the Men's. Should be a given.

[Zoë Panageas ✨️ @zonchzone]

I think my favorite thing about Star Trek is that they predicted tablets but in a way in which every tablet can only hold a single piece of information so if you wanted to work off an iPad you'd need about 75 of them

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

This is the music toads listen to, I can’t explain it but it is

[a birb guy @therockmaster]

@hankgreen Orogenic, petrogenesis, tectonometamorphic, structural geology is lousy with dumb esoteric terminology lol

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

tomorrow is the anniversary of when people in Texas made two trains crash head-on just because they thought it would be fun

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Poop camera

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

his fits were insane

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"why should your songs be too silly for my halls? come, sing me a song"

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[youth pastor voice] kids, dune 2 has been delayed until 2024, but nothing's stopping you from dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you right now

[Gene Park @GenePark]

campus police caught my asian ass stealing chairs from the starbucks and i said “we need these for the math meet” and they just let me go and i finally had chairs for my balcony

[Liz Ward 🇰🇳🇮🇪🇦🇬 @LizMaryWard]

GET IN BABE ITS TIME TO DECOLONIZE x

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

I love how Reddit is like "you, want to see these posts from r/firewood?" and you click instinctively as you say "why in the world would I want to subscribe to r/firewood?" and then for the next six months it's like "hey, we noticed you've been looking at r/firewood, here's more"

[Daniel Severo @_dsevero]

Best poster award

[joe bro @jbromovies]

What executives should learn: audiences show up for well crafted, passionate movies with substance. There is a hunger for the communal theatrical experience for both spectacle and intimacy.

What executives will learn: Morbius 2 vs Mamma Mia 3