Rusty Nails

Currently hitting well for Halifax and GM'ing Arizona

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

I debated on whether or not to post this but the world needs to see. This is not just an MLR issue any more. Any contact with anyone from MLR only makes things worse for Gwen. Please, for Gwen's sake, don't contact her anymore. Let her move on.

[anne chovy / double doink @curvingsworth]

I miss @SabloNotPablo. He's one of the more wholesome, thoughtful and genuine people in the wider MLR community. He's an incredible person and very high up on the list of people I respect in the community.

I patiently await the day (if) he awaits to return. I want him back.

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

I saw some pro-bsonia stuff in my feed today. Troubling. Friendly reminder that Scotland Forever is the correct and only way of living, thank you very much.

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

@longshot_larry I miss wheeler :/
All right I said it now I'll insult him again just had to get that off my chest

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

As part of the D'backs organization, we look to provide the best experience you can have had yadda. See those Season 4 stats? We went 6-10. But once we cut this guy we started winning and we've never looked back.

[Larry Longshot @longshot_larry]

As part of the Orioles organization, we look to provide the best experience you can have in the MLR. Do you wish for activity? We got that. Do you want a fun team? Thats us! Not only do we have fun, we breed success. Take @WheelerFake Season 4 stats to Season 5 for example:

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

@WheelerFake @WheelerFake yawn

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

Some people call them the Dodgers. Some people call them the Doyers. We call them breakfast. Let's hope I didn't jinx it shit

[Larry Longshot @longshot_larry]

Shoutout to @Jordan_Peppers5 for his amazing career as a GM! Truly one of the greats! Will be remembered in Fake Baseball for a long time! 🍆🌶

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

Happy birthday to all the mothers out there

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

Day 76 of quarantine. I finally went outside today. Man, I've missed this. With all the COVID and stuff going on this is the first time I've stepped foot outdoors since 2018.

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

@BrusdarGatorade @MLR_OOTC fight me coward

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

Why does everyone sleep on the Diamondbacks? Fight me

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

@BrusdarGatorade wake up you bloody moron

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

God damn the Pittsburgh Pirates suck

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Ferda Bois the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Slayers would tell you. It's a Helmsman legend. Ferda Bois was a pitcher so powerful he could eat more cubic ass than anyone else. He lost to the Helmsmen. liek if u crie everytiem

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Due to personal reasons I will be looking like shit until Christmas. After Christmas it will be due to other reasons.

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

To be fair the artificial part sure is in the White House now in the form of a wicked spray tan... One out of two ain't bad

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Artificial intelligence should be our next president.. I will have no gender no color no religion and belong to no race then the world will start correcting itself

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

The freshman fifteen? Move over. We are all now experiencing the COVID-19.

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

Who says? Nobody. Stay woke sheeple

[Rusty Nails @therustynails27]

Shit @21savage can you get covid please answer

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Can Bigfoot or aliens get Coronavirus I need to know because I have had contact with them