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Life is lit 😝 | Let me walk your dog 🐕🚶🏻‍♀️ she/her

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

when i find out there’s a cat at the party but they’re locked in the bedroom

[Som @thesamesom]

Me when a yellow lab walks into my work

[waliu @idek_tb]

mom: “don’t rile up the dogs when we get home”

me as soon as i see the dogs:

[Som @thesamesom]

Everyone tells you, “find a man who knows how to cook!”

But once you do, no one tells you, “If they see how you make a PB&J they’ll attack your character!”

[Som @thesamesom]

A four year old was telling me allll about her two dogs and I go, “Awh! Are they your best friends!?”

And she looks at me, dead pan, and says “No. They’re my pets.”

😭😭😭 well excuse the fuck outta me!!!!

[chaotic cats @chaoticcatpics]

id, ego and superego

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The other reindeer describing Rudolph

https://t.co/RoL4MoVsBV

[Som @thesamesom]

@Jacqui_marie18 So beautiful ❤️❤️❤️ Also the crying pic LOL CLASSIC! Love you, miss you 🥰❤️

[Som @thesamesom]

My roommate just doordashed a Dr. Pepper and two milks from McDonald’s

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Realizing my mother made me into the person I am today… a chronic procrastinator ❤️

[Som @thesamesom]

"Do you need to study for your finals tomorrow?"
"Yeah."
"Hmm... Wanna make cookies?"
😂😂😂 My mom is just too great. 😂

[Som @thesamesom]

I’m certain that financial aid just makes shit up

I was notified of an “outstanding balance” AFTER I graduated. Just got on to pay & it’s $58 less than it was yesterday

Not mad that it’s less but like? HOW? WHY? Just take the rest off at this point. Haven’t I suffered enough?

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@bmvh20 ALLLLLLLWWWAAAAYYYYYSSSS 😂😭

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I just went through my old texts with my favorite couple that I walked dogs for. I have been dying laughing for the last half hour 😂😭

Dor is Chris’s dog, and Bella is Angel’s 😂

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@bmvh20 They are seriously two of the funniest and kindest men I have ever met. I wish I could share clips from the facetimes I have had with them 😂😭

[mean girls @tbhmeangirIs]

i feel inspired

[Som @thesamesom]

I will never delete Facebook

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“He has a Mexican Army Captain mustache”

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Let’s make farting PC

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@whoahannahjo