Sawyer Bernard

I'm clap'n em and chap'n em

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

Closes a gate. My brain 5 seconds later: “Shit, did I close that”

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

I don’t give a chit if your kid just graduated from kindergarten

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

Man I got Twitter just to follow Trump. Life is kinda meaningless now.

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

Ur mcm has Florida Georgia Line and Kane Brown on his 5 most listened to artists. Just sayin’

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

@GalenBellis

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

“The only time you hear about income inequality is when poor people are complaining about it.” -Clayton Backhaus

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

@GalenBellis Thanks papi

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

@Natallllllia @keatonphillips5 @brookie_smoth He ain’t scared to fight. Keaton deals with angry heifers all the time.

[Keaton Phillips @keatonphillips5]

@Natallllllia @brookie_smoth Scared to get deported??

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

My mom said she doesn’t even know what Area 51 is...
I told her she’ll find out when I’m on the news for saving some alien ass

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

Cheer up, life’s really not that bad... But I could be wrong

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

*Alexa won’t play AC/DC for dad*
Dad: “I even called her a bitch”

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

LGBTQ Stands for Let’s Go Bully The Queers

[Kee-ruh @KyraLuster1]

@realDonaldTrump It would be amazing for you to be the guest speaker at our graduation!!! Pinedale High School May 31st 7:00pm, Wrangler Gym Pinedale Wyoming. Be there and make our graduation great again!

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

@HaythereBb RIP

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

Guy at ridleys didn’t give me a penny back for my change... I might sue... Who knows

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

It’s like Russian roulette... but with tweakers

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

#NewProfilePic

[Sawyer Bernard @thesawyguy]

Dad: “Alexa play Thunderstruck by AC/DC.”
Alexa: “Playing Thunderstruck by AC/DC on Apple Music.”
Dad: “You got it bitch.”