DET sports victim

Amateur philosopher. Full time hustler. Dream job is to be a niche internet microceleb. RT's and likes ≠ endorsements

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

Bout to drop a band at Trader Joe’s

[Cliff Connolly 👁️‍🗨️☧ 🇵🇸 @CliffConnolly]

There’s a future where this is the manosphere

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

Blood of the innocent, spilled for Q3 dividends

[MarketWatch @MarketWatch]

The U.S. economy is shedding jobs. Why that’s good news for stocks. https://t.co/JmipI7ow1K

[MalCat @MalCat191392]

@Dexerto Repeat after me: If buying isn't owning, Piracy isn't stealing.

[bre ⋆˙⟡ @DAHLINISM]

WHY ARE THEY GETTING THREE TRIES. ENOUGH.

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

I need a superfan of Jefferson Airplane / Jefferson Starship / Starship / Cobra Starship to explain the whole timeline to me and defend their choices vehemently

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

"You have committed treason against your countrymen. Here's a parking ticket."

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

Leftists be like "The American government is so evil, I wish it had more money and power."

[PWHL Detroit @pwhl__detroit]

pov: you just added a history-maker to the roster 🇯🇵🫶 

We’ve signed Olympian Akane Shiga, who became the first Japanese player in PWHL history in 2024, to a two-year Standard Player Agreement!

📰 https://t.co/nIx1LdYV3q

[Pitbull @pitbull]

The harder I work, the luckier I get 💯

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

In soccer why don't they just get guys with longer arms to play goalie? They could stop everything if their arms were long enough

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

I think they should stop teaching bowling in gym class with the carpet lanes and pins you have to set up yourself. Time to move on

[Chris Fore @chriscfore]

Name an education opinion that’ll have you like this…

[Ben @B_Garelick]

Your $100 graphing calculator money goes into the military industrial complex

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

do communists know that the hammer and sickle are supposed to represent working

[Ethel Caincel @her_eunuch]

what kind of melodic hardcore

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

Terrion Arnold made moves like he was listening to the Love Sosa intro on repeat. Hope it's not as bad as it looks

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

Idk how they got away with calling them essential oils. I like em but they're not essential

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

One thing about me? I never ever ever rinse the pasta. Don't insult me with that. Pasta never needs to be rinsed it's yucky and weird to do that

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

@GodBlessAmareka Arm strength alone from carrying the wee lad should add at least 15 off the tee

[DET sports victim @thescharret]

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