Chelsea Marshall

can you believe it!!

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

Gucci this, Ferarri that, it’s time Adam Driver give the people what we actually want: a live-action Luigi

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

Looked over the latest CDC waste water data and I found all your exes

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

Same

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Dik-diks mark their territory with tears. (Image: Heather Paul)

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

My New Year’s resolution is to do a little more dillying, a little less dallying

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

You can check her out here: https://t.co/b6oumGOrT7

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

Excited to say my pilot “Trashy” has been on @Coverfly’s Red List and in the top 1% of projects every month of 2023 🥰

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

Free idea: a housekeeping service where procrastinating writers come over to “write” and subsequently clean your entire apartment.

[molly @mollyEatsTofu]

You could be grateful?

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

BORN TO DAWDLE FORCED TO HASTEN

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

What’s the word for being able to do a really good Marge Simpson impression but only when singing the Farmer’s Insurance commercial

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

Backstreet Boys don’t care who I am? Or what I’ve done??? Have some self respect

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

Ah yes, the Billionaire Turkducken

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

Help I’m stuck in the think tank

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

I'm starting a new business called "Crybar" and instead of drying hair, we wet it with a good ol' cry. Champagne still included.

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

We need a comment section for New York Times wedding announcements

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

@robotics 🙂

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

@conz Omg this is my dream

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

@mhkeller @sveltejs This is cool but my disappointment that this is not about actual cake is hard to shake

[Chelsea Marshall @theseamar]

This is my one and only New Year’s Resolution for 2023

[Become Ungovernable @DontGovMeBro]

Become ungovernable