Sean Tavel

Ya like jazz?

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

And yet the French have a decent rail system, paid family leave, paid sick leave, a social safety net, 99% literacy, a younger retirement age, higher life expectancy, and so on

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

A note to my friends who still back Trump:

I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking.

Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways.

And the green water?

A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water.

Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper.

That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it.

The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own.

Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about.

Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought.

Prove them wrong.

[Warren @swd2]

So they’ll get Mexican stem cell treatments to not age but wouldn’t take a vaccine to save their neighbors lives?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Democrats were rigging elections, that orange pedophile wouldn’t be president right now. Be fucking for real.

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

My boy down but not out

[ムヴス 🇦🇷 @Youknowhodis_]

Nutted in 3.14 seconds call that cream π

[milt the music man @hthaze]

this this funny fuck you guys

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The idea that "30 days builds a habit" is a joke to an ADHD brain. I can do something flawlessly every day for 3 weeks, miss exactly one day, and my brain will permanently delete the entire routine

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Peace, but only during trading hours.

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

Imagine hearing some kid yell “I choose you” and then feeling the sting of a master ball right to the face.

[VΩX @VoxExVeritas]

Proof that no one with money is trying to fix real problems.

[Cured Catfish Claudia @Nomaswazi_11]

Love how the USA chose Capitalism over the religion they pretend to believe in ❤️

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

47 had a conversation with 45.