Hansen

(She/Her/Hers)

[Pelsjas @elsaPelsjas]

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

what the fuck is a runners high bitch I’ll kill you

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

I do not want to enter my two factor authentication code. I want to feed an apple to a horse

[Hansen @thesheetghost]

DND quote of the evening:
“Will you get God another beer?

[dr dick @beerraccoon]

I’m like bugging out and losing my shit but in a very nonchalant chill manner

[Hansen @thesheetghost]

WOW recovering from a mental illness and being fine for several years and then having it suddenly show up again but five times more intense is uhhhh probably the worst thing I’ve ever experienced

[cal? @cal_gif]

being alive is great because there are so many different aiolis to try. but then of course there are also the horrors

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

i think JFK did all that stuff for attention and so he could get the airport named after him

[Hansen @thesheetghost]

The irrational and insatiable compulsion to feel actual animosity and loathing towards people who get to exist without the confines of your mental illness 😍💘

[(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality @sasponella]

I think all politicians should know fear on an intimate level

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

jewish law requires an abortion if the fetus is threatening the mother’s life. “religious freedom” in america only ever applies to the white christian masses.

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If I was a millionaire I’d live out my wildest dreams, like buying raspberries when they’re not on sale

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

Them: are you nervous?

Me: about what? And yes

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls