sansan

[sansan @thesheney]

Everything she said 👏👏👏

[Zeke Gonzalez @zekegonzalez22]

Highlighting @AnaKasparian voicing all of our anger at the ENTIRE system we currently have in America 🧂👑🔥👏 #tytlive

[sansan @thesheney]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a $15.49 free gift?
https://t.co/5x5Q6eCFbm

[g a b y @gabydvj]

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

having a baby looks really hard …

if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

i am going to have this commissioned as a painting

[The Editteur 🏹 @TheEditteur]

How to lure me to my death

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

if being gay isn’t natural then explain this

[Chanteezy! ♉️💛 @iamchanteezy]

Hillary Clinton was right about EVERYTHING. #HillaryWasRight

[chase @_chase_____]

what’s something i can do besides get married where i can be the center of attention and everyone cries and tells me how beautiful i am

[Vasilisa @vasilisonka]

in 2014 he would be fancast as every harry potter character imaginable

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

being a woman is like would you rather be dehumanised for being sexy or for being ugly

[hannah @mcuvillaneve]

this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen

[zach @extrafabulous]

remember when we all collectively dreamed that a train full of chemicals crashed in an american town and the spill was intentionally burned, poisoning the air and water and local wildlife and we were upset but then something else happened so we forgot

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

You’re wrong

[♤ @haworthes]

He was warned.

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

(TW abuse) The two top Reddit comments about the Jonah Hill texts on r/Fauxmoi are worth reading

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I think a lot of dudes are mad about these Jonah Hill tweets because they do this shit to their significant others and thinks it’s just a normal thing to do and them being controlling assholes is just how it is.

It’s tough when you get that mirror turned on you, huh? Hit dogs.

[sansan @thesheney]

Look I hate him too but this made me LOL

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

you awake from a deep trance,
step away from the phone
to see your friends & family