The Shmaff

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[The Shmaff @theshmaff]

@BlockheadNYC People just sitting on bushes 🤷‍♂️🤣

[MayoIsSpicyy @Mayoisspicyy]

The average male Trump supporter
would gladly slam their dick in the
car door if Donald told them to do it.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Who finds it strange that we never hear anything about the men that allegedly tried to kill Trump?

[The Shmaff @theshmaff]

@Hockey2L I would do it for anything if I didn’t have to retain 🤷‍♂️his body language is enough to ship him out alone . The kids can’t watch a guy make that money and b miserable all the time

[Tracey Gallagher @asmartbrunette1]

@MattWalshBlog The idea a pregnant woman can sprint across a border .....

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@MattWalshBlog Well, any human with that kind of resilience would be more than welcome in my country. You on the other hand, always wining like a little bitch... jezz 🤣🤣

[Unscripted @Unscripted011]

@MattWalshBlog Man it's crystal clear

[The Shmaff @theshmaff]

@MattWalshBlog Ok that is stupid but how often is that happening 🤷‍♂️what 9month pregnant women can “sprint “?also that child will b an adult who pays taxes one day 🤷‍♂️how is that bad

[The Shmaff @theshmaff]

@Zoya_ki_batein 🤣🤣🤣

[The Shmaff @theshmaff]

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[Covie @covie_93]

Getting arrested for masturbating while dressed as Uncle Sam at trump's state fair to celebrate America is the most MAGA thing ever.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Trump is failing so hard with America's 250th that we need to call it a Trycentennial.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

This motherfucker sexually assaulted and raped women.

He Raped Children.

Make no mistake.

He’s a dangerous criminal who belongs in Prison.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

MIKE JOHNSON: “If we lose the midterms, the Dems will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They will go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, and friends.”

This is actually the best case I’ve heard for voting Democrat.

[The Shmaff @theshmaff]

@EricMacramalla @ryanwhitney6 If players r gonna continue to use them as leverage when they want to leave 🤷‍♂️it’s asinine to give them in the first place. I wanna leave 🤷‍♂️fine but teams should b able to sell them to any team

[Ϟ @XqiuzX]

The funniest part is watching people making $45k a year defend tax cuts for billionaires because they think one day they'll be rich too. Buddy, you're closer to being homeless than you are to being them.

[The Shmaff @theshmaff]

#legends

[QRP - Quarter Rock Press @qrpress_]

Chris Cornell + Kurt Cobain + Layne Staley + Eddie Vedder

[The Shmaff @theshmaff]

Oh please 🙏🙏🙏

[The Last Squatch @TheLastSquatch]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly panicking after the judge overseeing a lawsuit on the NDAs he makes all his staffers sign hinted at their unconstitutionality so staffers may soon be free to talk openly about his naps, body odor, failing health, and dementia symptoms.