Dan Bryant

Everton & Orlando Magic. Occasional football coach. Pro cycling & Cyclocross fan. Trekkie 🖖. Lord, what fools these mortals be

[Dan Bryant @thesizeofacow]

@SixthManShow Probably between the post-Vooch trade show and winning the 2022 draft lottery for me. Great stuff for totally different reasons

[Dan Bryant @thesizeofacow]

@Ad_Iudicium_

[Dan Bryant @thesizeofacow]

@SOS1878 @BLUETICKETMEN I’d take my eldest son (can’t tag him as he’s not on here)

[School of Science @SOS1878]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨

We’re giving YOU the chance to win 2 FREE hospitality tickets in Trinity Place Bar for Everton’s first Premier League home game 🆚 Brighton!

How to enter:
1️⃣ Follow @SOS1878 & @BLUETICKETMEN on X/Twitter

2️⃣ Repost this tweet

3️⃣ Tell us who you’d take with you!

📅 Match: Everton 🆚 Brighton
📍 Hill Dickinson Stadium
🎟 Hospitality experience for 2 in Trinity Place Bar.

⏳ Winner announced 22nd August!

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet for a chance to win 2 of our guest passes for The Charlatans, Manics & Ash in Essex on August 2nd

Winner picked at random this Wednesday 8am

Pre-sale this Wednesday 9am. Register here:
https://t.co/m4cliDijkK

[Laura Gates @lgatesphoto]

🏆 Giveaway 💙

To celebrate my book now being on sale at the museum, I'm giving away a copy + some extra prints!

To enter:
Must be following me & retweet this post
Will accept international entries

Winner to be drawn on Mon 3rd Feb.

UTFT ✊🏼

https://t.co/3VluwzQrlP

#EFC

[Peter Mac EFC @PeterJMacca]

David Moyes when Everton came knocking

[GreenEDGE Cycling @GreenEDGEteam]

🏆 GIVEAWAY! 🏆

@Elite_cycling have put up some of their awesome Fly Team bottles in a special, limited-editon Tour de France pack for one lucky winner!

To enter, all you need to do is like and retweet ❤️🔄

[The Sixth Man Show @SixthManShow]

🚨IMPORTANT PLEASE RT🚨

Many of you already know, but our brother @kevin_tucker_ is preparing to have major open heart surgery in the next few weeks & will be out of work for a good while. I’d like to ask anyone in our amazing community to help support him & his family if you are able to.

https://t.co/qgbm8gKulv

[The Everton End @TheEvertonEnd]

Anthony Gordon completed more passes to Everton players (5) than Newcastle players (4).

Star boy. 💫

[Joe O'Toole @OToolejoe]

My niece has dropped her Everton shirt she gets all the players to sign after every home game. She thinks she's dropped it between the ground and Walton Road if anyone can help

[Grand Old Team @grandoldteam]

What the absolute f--- was this all about as well?

[Dan Bryant @thesizeofacow]

@Efcmordecai We’re not bad thanks mate, hope you all are too

[Dan Bryant @thesizeofacow]

@flamingoinahat

[Everton @Everton]

WIN one of three pairs of tickets to our game against Spurs at Goodison Park on Monday 3 April! 🙌

To enter:

1️⃣ Follow @marcdarcysuits
2️⃣ Like this post
3️⃣ Tag the person you’d take to the game

Good luck, Toffees! 🤞

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

France: "We are increasing the retirement age by two years"
The French: "We will drop kick the eiffel tower into the fucking moon if you do"

Britain: "We've made it easier for old rich people to stay rich and if you're poor you can never retire"
Brits: "oh crumbs oh bother"

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet to win.
I’ve got two guest list places to give away for The Charlatans + Johnny Marr live at The Piece Hall, Halifax in August

Winner picked at random 9am this Friday. Tickets on sale an hour later

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 735

[Dan Bryant @thesizeofacow]

@Cyclocrosss I didn't catch the live coverage of the race - what happened with Brand today?