Slacks Man

i am pants

[Slacks Man @theslacksman]

@ZonkaLonk could it be that we all share the same truth?

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As I am laid in earth may my wrongs create an outrageous pair of slacks

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@DrunkBaby1 I'm the slacks man we are the same thing

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@ZonkaLonk Frank invented anaconda by nick massage because he had a big penis in his slacks

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@ZonkaLonk Frank

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@ZonkaLonk I SUCK FRANK SINATRAS BALLS BECAUSE HE HAS TALENT

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@ZonkaLonk OKOK. Maybe you don't like Frank. But how, when he practically invented the world of pop star as we know it?? I am pants

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God, look at those fucking slacks @ZonkaLonk

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@ZonkaLonk could u imagine a world without America's VERY FIRST pop star, FRANK SINATRA?!? He had special slacks made to hide his huge dong

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@ZonkaLonk you have to be made of stone to not be moved by Frank Sinatra

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@DrunkBaby1 @ZonkaLonk 🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒 open it and get free pair of slax

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@ZonkaLonk @StamperTV lol @ lack of slax

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@billsulliv8n fuck wymo with a screwdriver I'm the slacks man

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Go fuck yourself I'm pants

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Muggy summer heat got you down? Try a nice cool pair of slacks.

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drink expired milk

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Kill as many ants as you can

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I'm the slacks man and I love vine

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Stacks of Slacks ?

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Thank god