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@SirJarus There's another woman that's been looking for capital to at least have a stand where she can sell corn instead of hawking pure water and moving around every day. She envies the corn seller but you pity her.
Life is funny 😆

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@aonanuga1956 I can't argue with someone

Who's paid to lie. Never!

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@NigeriaStories The money budgeted for all those roads are 5X the actual cost.

But Nigerians deserves their leaders though

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@oku_yungx Determination!

Whichever path you choose, learning business, education and learning skills, you need to be determined to beat poverty because it's a strong disease.

E no dey quick cure

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@CAFwomen Nigeria vs South Africa, would be very entertaining 😅

That'll be more than football. And we will beat the xenophobes again

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@jon_d_doee Before a man can burst cry like this, he for don pity himself.

That situation of self-pity pains🥲💔

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@FabrizioRomano Chicharito of Man U when I was still in high school. He was scoring goals then

He's still playing?

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@AskMichaelTaiwo I can choose up to 3yrs in prison provided if not Nigeria prison.

I wouldn't make have the money staying out of prison.

I wouldn't need to work again after

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@FabrizioRomano @kierangill_DM How old did they say he is?

35yo?

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@perea2018 @Adikastakes Messi didn't have to learn bro.
It's more of inborn.

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@Adikastakes Messi is just Maradona Pro

Messi is more developed and efficient. Football today generally more developed. They played crude football.

But if he's born in Messi's era, it would be a different story because talent-wise, Maradona is top-level

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@instablog9ja Withhold this boy's allowance and tell him to go hustle or stop this nonsense, in 2 months, he will get sense.

Over pampered kid

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@Wizarab10 Those who pay tithes to Pastors are actually m*d.

The pastor and his household is living a far better life than you, yet every month you take the little you have to them.

Taking coal to Newcastle

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@instablog9ja Accident is fun, especially with female drivers😊

They should keep trying

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@Astalaveeee Should we then calculate the number of games?

You still haven't discussed what Halaand could do in Ronaldo's Real Madrid team.

Erling Halaand is as good a striker as Ronaldo, if not better.

Check his Norway, UCL, EPL goals per match ratio. It's crazy!

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@Adikastakes It's been time we Chelsea win Premier League. We'll appreciate if he can do it.

But we need to be patient with him. It most not be this season

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@Adikastakes Put Erling Halaand in Ronaldo's Man U and Real Madrid team and he'll definitely have more goals.

He can strike as good, maybe not better

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@ESPNFC Miura is definitely doing it for recreational purposes now.

Even at that, it's not easy to do it at this age.

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@PoojaMedia The Super Falcons don't seem to not like the cloth.

Why are people complaining? I'm interested in their games not the cloth.

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@Adikastakes Put Erling Halaand in Ronaldo's Man U and Real Madrid team and he'll definitely have more goals.

He can strike as good, maybe not better