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[Benjamin Michael @RealBenMichael]

@BasedMikeLee Cuz they’re not Christian. Hope this helps.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Boomers be like, “Just walk into the office and ask for a job.”

The office: locked
The recruiter: AI
The interview: automated
The job posting: fake
The rejection email: instant
Your data: sold

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Guys who spent 30 years in the 160th SOAR: yeah I was in the army

Guys who did two years as an O-1 in the Georgia National Guard: *screaming the Ranger Creed in the break room*

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Drake makes music for guys that pose in front of Lambos they don’t own.

[ThreatToMyself @_No_Russian_]

Im excited to finally get out of my moms house and pay $2000 a month to live in a 80% hispanic neighborhood

[Jin @Big__Gregg]

Aryeh 1
Jet and Ben 0
It's a wrap, y'all
#fishtanklive

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

no bro you have to have this document NOTARIZED you have a dude with a ponytail at UPS with FACE TATS approve the document so it’s super official

[Benjamin Michael @RealBenMichael]

The year is 2057. The Pope is now a Muslim black lesbian female. Tsarist Russia has returned, Constantinople belongs to the Greeks, America is under Orthodox nationalism, and Orthodoxy has reached 2.5 billion globally. The last of the Latin schismatics whispers, in their final breath ‘but which Orthodox Church’

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

The one employed philosophy PhD right now

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

A grown adult begging another grown adult to leave 30 minutes early to see their kid's ball game

[Jay Dyer @JayDyer]

Jay Dyer Dismantles Joe Heschmeyer vs Doug Wilson | Orthodoxy Vindicated

[drowzee1 @drowzee110]

#fishtanklive oh my god...

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

There are men who can’t run a full lap around a track without having to stop and catch their breath who will tell you when shit hits the fan they just see red and will take care of business

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[cichobiegi firmy szelest @szybkobiegi]

chwilka relaksu po ciężkim dniu bicia żony

[Pledditor @Pledditor]

CT is basically just a cult of people who 10 years ago caught one insane green candle, got permanently hooked on the dopamine, and then kept chasing that nonsense the rest of their lives thinking they were smart instead of lucky.

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Wagies will really brag about how little sleep they're on… or how many hours they work

Pathetic

Like a slave flexing how many lashings they can take from a whip

Emploids are not people 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Ruby redeemed her 2.4 million "Cranking the Hog" Reward Points for this Yardmax 1.6 Cu. Ft. Concrete Mixer this morning.

Ruby plans to immediately use the Concrete Mixer to mix batches of her famous coleslaw for the monthly dinners at the Senior Center. Congratulations Ruby!

[Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL @larpcapitalwc]

Goals for 2026:

- switch up on my oldest friends
- forget where I came from
- spend less time with my family
- let the money change me