Somen

[Somen @TheSompie]

i open and close twitter like it's a fridge

[consilience @consiliencilize]

do not suffer imagined troubles. only suffer when suffering is at your doorstep.

[✰ @slowwlifee]

life is a constant cycle of losing your spark and finding it again

[mika @mikasagrada]

o conceito de ler o twitter de manhã como se fosse um jornal

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[100 @yh_me2]

I wonder how many miles I scrolled with my thumb

[Sarabjeet singh @Sarabjeet___]

We used to make fun of this scene. Now look at us

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Nobody:

That one biscuit when i open the pack:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you want to deposit the whole $3?"

Me: Lower your voice

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

miss you. (the money i spent)

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[Rama Seshan Chandrasekaran @maa_bhaishiiH]

RSVP is French for “Répondez s'il vous plaît” which means “respond, please” and literally means “Respond, if it pleases you”. English uses lot of French phrases verbatim. Some of them are :

1. Faux pas (false step)
2. Quelle surprise (what a surprise)
3. À la carte (by the menu card)
4. Bon appétit (good appetite)
5. Résumé (summary)
6. Fait accompli (thing done / done deal)
7. En route (on the way)
8. déjà vu (I have already seen)
9. Au contraire (on the contrary)
10. Enfant terrible (disruptive child)
11. Touché (valid)
12. Voila (there it is)
13. C'est la vie (that is life)
14. Coup d'état (strikeout of the state)
15. Raison d'être (reason to be)
16. Tour de force (feat of strength)
17. Vis-a-vis (face to face)
18. M’aidez (help me) - distress mayday signal
19. Double entendre (double meaning)
20. laissez-faire (allow to do)

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Scrolling on Twitter won’t fill that void in you

[𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

me looking at bro right after he said “check out this drift”

[. @Fimiye]

Accepting the fact that you're about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

25–30 is such a wild age,You have to level up professionally, plan a future,secure a partner,stay healthy and save money.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

first in my bloodline to treat marriage as optional.

[𝒩.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

We went to May 1st to May 10th in just 3 minutes 😭����😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

It’s really crazy that there is lots of money and girls locked inside your phone and you just have to figure out the sequence of buttons to press to get them out

[x__x @bpdsins]

moanday, tongueday, wetday, thirstday, freakday, sexday, suckday