Andy Souder 🤠

fwoowoowoowoowoo….. tingtingtingtingting

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

“lock in” ? no thanks . I am already “locked in” my own body as a prison that punishes me for being alive

[Andy Souder 🤠 @thesoudah]

@mac5_3 @MLB @Feinsand @CohnReznick You’re in luck, they got rid of Hoppe and 2 other pitchers

[Andy Souder 🤠 @thesoudah]

@MLB @Gatorade WWJRD?

[MLB @MLB]

Repost and reply for a chance to win a signed Julio Rodríguez jersey!

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

what’s a good gas station pill to try for someone just getting into gas station pills

[The Chaos Ball Podcast @ChaosBall1977]

This is so tasty.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

This is so fucked up I'm being forcibly removed from @CaesarsPalace because I'm not "adhering to the rules" of "regulation blackjack" I don't care that the dealer has a 21 I have a Blastoise

[Maxim Leyzerovich @round]

american flag with 420 stars and 69 stripes

[Ty Dane Gonzalez @TyDaneGonzalez]

If I ran the Mariners, here are three things I'd do:

- Tell them to start playing better

- Tell them to stop playing bad

- Put on the home run sign for every hitter

[Andy Souder 🤠 @thesoudah]

@JulioIsKing44 I think part of the problem is that Naylor threw it forgetting that Gilbert is like a foot taller than him lol

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[Andy Souder 🤠 @thesoudah]

I feel bad for Gonzalez. He was called up same-day and had to go thru BWI ??? @Mariners #tridentsup

[Yan ⎕ @yansquared]

Josh Naylor

[Andy Souder 🤠 @thesoudah]

@zagfan8741 @MarinerMuse I pulled my back on my 21st birthday trying to move a piece of furniture. Sucks but it happens