Simileoluwa

Christian |Feminist | 🐈 mum| Founder: @thesql_tribe | Data Leader, ex: @paystack @gtbank

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

I launched a podcast! Been working on this for a while and I'm finally ready to share this with everyone! It's now available to stream on these platforms. 💃

Spotify - https://t.co/c4r93Rtp6N
Apple - https://t.co/zAC1YaTP7x
Amazon - https://t.co/E2xyZdbxmo

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

@blackwitchnana Im just seeing this 😂😂😂😂

[Davi Strazza @davistrazza]

Proud to share that @Adyen handled record-breaking volumes for our customers during the Black Friday-Cyber Monday weekend.

- Our customers drove $34 billion in sales on our platform

- We processed 670M transactions this BFCM, peaking at 163K transactions per minute

- Our API maintained an uptime of 99.9999%, peaking at 25K+ requests per second

All powered by a single platform, built from the ground up and maintained in-house. Thrilled for our customers and deeply proud of the @Adyen team for their incredible work this BFCM.

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

@blackwitchnana 😂😂😂😂

[Àsàké Alágbo (Herbals) 🪴🌿 @Asake_Alagbo]

A gentle reminder to find time and give your body a break as soon as possible, Your body will schedule a break for itself if you don’t, and it may not be a convenient time.

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

Praying for strength because my calendar is so packed 😩

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

Also couldn't have done this without the support of an amazing manager who was my biggest cheerleader and my awesome friends. This whole journey had me digging for a new level of confidence and I'm really happy that I felt so supported

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

I'm really excited about entering the next phase of my career by leading a data team 💃

It's been a challenging but amazing journey getting to this point but God has been really faithful. I'm looking forward to this new journey both as a leader and learner

[The SQL Tribe @thesql_tribe]

Join us this Sunday for our first ever Welcome Session for SQLTribe Members 🥳.

🗓️: Sunday, 22nd of September 2024
⏰: 6 PM WAT
📍: Google Meet

This session isn’t just for new members.

[Nze @nzemmili]

Are you in Onitsha and can donate blood, please I need your help. We need blood donation at St Charles Borromeo Specialist Hospital.

My mother is dying, and she needs blood. She’s lost so much blood already.

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

@la_quabar 😭😭

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

@la_quabar This drama is stressing me! Thought it was going to be a sweet comedy romance series

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

@blackwitchnana In my current team, you have to bring cake if you leave your laptop open. Someone will type it instead of saying hacked

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

@blackwitchnana haha. I remember when this used to be such a big thing.

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

Believe what you see on the internet at your own risk but this Olympics organization was amazing. I’m not even a big fan of Paris but I was very impressed. There was a lot of intentionality that I could see. Best Olympics!

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

Really happy that I was able to experience the Olympics in person. It was a lifelong dream of mine. Thank you God for helping me achieve this dream

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

“I believe that marriage has been weaponized in Western Christianity”

- Kirk Franklin

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

People are weird. So she should stay the way she is because of a mistake she made. She just lost her mom and it was weed. Like move on please, rooting for her to succeed. Hater oshi

[The SQL Tribe @thesql_tribe]

Here are some productivity hacks for you to get more work done💙.

Cheers to a productive week🥂.

#thesqltribe #mondayproductivity #productivityhacks

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

@chuka__e Yep! One of the best books I’ve ever read

[Simileoluwa @thesqlbabe]

@thisischegbe Really sorry for your loss Christian. Sending love and prayers to your family in this difficult time 🫂