Gavin Lewis Wright

Man with a monkey, a mission, and a devotion to the Oxford Comma.

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

@SpursOfficial @nikefootball That'll look terrific on Troy Parrott as he nicks an 89th-minute equaliser against the runners-up of the Albanian First Division.

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

@slugsandbugs I see you're coming to Brentwood, UK in a couple of months - my family are super-excited! Do you have any info about where and when?

[Brad Wiggins @SirWiggo]

Good luck! Simply RT this post for a chance to win my signed Team Wiggins jersey - I'll pick a winner in the next few days.

Merry Xmas you filthy animals 🎅🏻

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

Slightly cross with Tesco. Apparently, there's no reason to tell your delivery customers in advance that you're not going to deliver the goose they ordered, or offer any substitution. 5 days before Christmas. Got one at @sainsburys instead, who were well-stocked. @tesco #tesco

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

Ed Balls

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

@British_Airways Many thanks, I'm sure there are some folks at church who'll be grateful.

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

@British_Airways Post luggage mix-up, you didn't collect a childseat you had lent. Would you like to collect or shall I give to a good home?

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

Ed Balls

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

Ed Balls

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

Thanks too, for the small matter of 4 goals for @paddybawtree and thanks for nothing @Brooksy222 great play from Dave and Tim too. #6part

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

@Brooksy222 @JoePlayle @IronMike45 @paddybawtree Don't worry about @thestatuscrow. He might as well have not been there. Unbelievable.

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

@empiremagazine Help me! What is that amazing super-creepy version of 'teddy bears' picnic' from the #trollhunter trailer?

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

@paddybawtree @doyley021287 @Brooksy222 @Hodgo88 @IronMike45 This was so exciting, I signed in to twitter for the third time this year.

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

You'll never see the stars if you don't go out at night. Shepherd's Bush tonight for @MyLifeStoryUK's last ever gig. Tickets still left.

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

I'm working at @paddybawtree's house. I'm a little bit peckish. I have a blue shirt on. Must remember to do my eardrops.

[Derek Webb @derekwebb]

sunday is a great day to unblok your neighbor #UNBLOKME youtube: http://t.co/gEMyyGVD04 itunes: https://t.co/209KOkDRmg

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

I have, apparently, been sending naughty tweets. My apologies. It won't happen again. Hopefully!

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

I have written a song about a dragonfly... http://bit.ly/3a2oG7 Ta-da!

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

I am hot.

[Gavin Lewis Wright @thestatuscrow]

Need to remember to watch scary films in the daylight.