the little rat (little and small)

27. writer and enjoyer of slow ‘00s type music. I have a new album out ⬇️

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Elon doesn’t want you to see the last 20 seconds so RT this with the link

https://t.co/K3LzowcMEm

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@beakmountain Godspeed scoogs

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Lead
$3

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@Burnsington Try items! I love mine

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Heart racing at the thought of going to work on a regular Wednesday

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@beakmountain Who’s we

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Another day another twelve dollars and fifty cents (jury duty)

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True what they say about March. In like a lemon, out like a lime…

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How do I go through a whole week’s worth of groceries in just seven days

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@Burnsington I’ve heard they’re one of the best though

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@beakmountain No

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It’s true what they say, I do always want what I can’t have (China one on a Tuesday)

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being medicated means that now I’m better at my job (good) but that now I have longer days because I’m actually doing my job (bad)

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@beakmountain President of Brazil?

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They’re just making shit up at this point, these are like 10 hours apart

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@boloneyshinobi Lol lmao

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I love to go three places in town and spend three hours in the car

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a second submarine has imploded at the titanic

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“Your estimated wait time is between 30 and 60 minutes”

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A: “do you have a wife?”
B: “no I don’t”
A: “oh, have you had a wife before?”
B: “no I haven’t”
A: “oh well when you have a wife you’ll get it”