caleb but online

leave it better than you found it (he/they)

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

This is the only thought in my head 70% of the time

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

Fingers crossed for a Oberyn Martel/The Mountain outcome from the Elon/Zuck fight.

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

I should probably apologize to all monkeys for this, they don’t deserve the comparison

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

The City of Winnipeg construction planning committee:

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

i'll tell you this much, if it was an xbox 360 controller, i could get the death sub to safety

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

@goodreads 1Q84 - Haruki Murakami

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

@djbpate Great veiny bastard

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

Bye Twitter. You always sucked but now you suck hard.

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

Goodies hype

[Morgan Stirling @molotweeterpate]

Winnipeggers - 2023 is the year I find out who has the best imperial cookie. Tell me your fave places to get one and stay tuned as taste my way through answering this hotly debated question!

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

@nickmepp @bobbybigtime69 Jail

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

We get it. It’s easy to eat the rich. But we haven’t used guillotines in a long time either.

[Loblaw Companies @loblawco]

@ChisamoreEvelyn @RodKahx @LoblawsON We get it. It’s easy to blame grocers for higher grocery prices. But on a $100 grocery bill, our profit is less than $4.

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

@BigDonnyBones Nana Mouskouri haunts me every time I dig for records

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

Not many with the gift of the gab these days

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

@goodreads Arsène Lupin: Gentleman Thief

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

Throwing up from this take. A 0.7mm gel pen is a perfect tip. But if your mechanical pencil is above 0.5mm, seek God.

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

Narc shit. Blow that smoke

[Bartley Kives @bkives]

Winnipeg councillor calls for hookah lounge regulations, citing carbon monoxide risk #wpgpoli
https://t.co/Ffva2NxVgt

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

We can create a unique worker ID same day but MPI takes “1-3 weeks” to get you that same card.

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

Sometimes you wonder if someone is having the same problem you’re having, other times, you know

[Aleksandrs (Chef Aleks) @ChefAlex]

If Costco can issue photo Id while you wait, why can’t MPI?

In related news: You can’t get into the @LiquorMarts with the government issued temporary driver’s license from MPI.

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

@yedoye_ worth it tho

[caleb but online @thetallsmith]

wonder if my lifetime ban from Zellers for shoplifting will be over when they come back. My sentence has been served