Tan Man

[Tan Man @thetanmancan]

@AllTheBelts of course of course of course

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation Just Hoping Next President Can Prevent Country’s Decline From Being Totally Humiliating http://t.co/76KTHdiKMD

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study: Vaccines Don't Cause Autism Even In High-Risk Kids http://t.co/VFlG0V1j1v #WhatDoYouThink?

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Arbys: we don't care at all. Just eat our shit and get on with your meaningless existence. Arbys: a place you may go.

[Tan Man @thetanmancan]

#andidontknowidontknowwhotobelieve #peopleinglasshousessinkships

[Tan Man @thetanmancan]

#wickedcampaign

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Thirsty? Arbys offers Pepsi products! Hungry? Enjoy an Arbys limited time gyro. Hate yourself? We all do. Die & vanish. You won't be missed.

[Tan Man @thetanmancan]

@AllTheBelts uh oh, the pace of these posts is increasing #dougsdrinking #microwave

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Why cook when you can go to Arbys? Why walk when you can drive? Why work when you can drink gin in your bed? Arbys: why not?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"We’ll be able to systematically deceive investors in the time it takes to press a button." http://t.co/oYu9ghTyrg

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Get hypnotized by this mashup of Dinosaurs and The Notorious B.I.G. http://t.co/FMWqvl6zmD

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Nazi Treasure Hunters Following More Realistic Retirement Plan Than 86% Of Country http://t.co/kJqSHZXctv

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Read This: Data analysis argues 7-10 split isn’t the hardest bowling shot http://t.co/YBiT1HmzqZ

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

If the cashier at your grocry store say "wow 14 bags of carots? That is a lot" you can say "yes it is lot but I like carots and I love alon"

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

The only acceptable New Year's resolutions:
1) Learn to shoot lightning from hands
2) Build giant death laser
3) Take over galaxy

[Tan Man @thetanmancan]

@AllTheBelts I KNOW! OR AT LEAST #CALLTHOR

[Tan Man @thetanmancan]

@_cfabs #amazing #ijusthadaroll #sadness

[Tan Man @thetanmancan]

Dog in the bar #pokerwalk2014 @thirdandfifteen @AllTheBelts

[Tan Man @thetanmancan]

@_cfabs how many minutes after the 21st amendment was signed was the first Utica club served? #trivia #urbanlegend?
#iliketothinknot

[Tan Man @thetanmancan]

@SusSnider that's only 1 less escalator than in the entire state of Wyoming #thanksnpr