Casey Kell

[Casey Kell @thetecton]

If I ever had a kid I’d change my handle to @kellraiser

[Casey Kell @thetecton]

Concept update: We get married at dodger stadium and name our kids after dodger legends. The girls: Sandy, Jackie, and Dawn. The boys: Koufax, Robinson, and Newcombe

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Concept: we get married in Vegas and name all of our future adopted kids after casinos. The girls: Vdara, Aria, and Mandalay. The boys: Wynn, Luxor, and Linq

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162-0 is on the table #letsgododgers @FruitOSalad

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Padres uniforms look like Buffalo Wild Wings

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@catgraffam Can we get a link to the archive?

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I’m not much of a conspiracy theorist, but it reallyyyy feels like they turned off the broadcast strike zone rectangle for Joe West’s last game.

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I will never understand why the boomers keep reinventing the wine bottle opener

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a “beach ball” at the beach

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When I was a kid my mom told me locksmiths must be the most trustworthy members of society. After that, when anyone asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I responded “A locksmith”

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Andrew Friedman I hope you’re paying attention

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@MLB @Dodgers The Dodgers need to release Trevor Bauer. He has no place in baseball. @BauerOutage

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How many pitchers do we think are getting suspended today?

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Are we really still saying MASTER bedroom? Or am I just way off and this is in reference to some sub/dom master/slave bedroom stuff I’m not tuned into…

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We’re all very excited about the city connect White Sox uniforms, but can we save USPS with some alternates?

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Mookie Betts appears to be the only player in baseball willing to pick balls up off the ground while batting. Chivalry is dead

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Vaccines for teens?! What’s next Kars for Kidz??

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“Angel in the outfield”

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If you put sparkling water in the coffee maker do you get carbonated coffee?

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@amybethsol Did you see that dodger stadium now has CPK as a sponsor? Free pizza for home wins!