Tom Dowler

CEO, Johnny Foreigner Guitars.

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@amplifyingx @seeemmeffell @peachontwitta @MistaFuccYou sounds like an awesome system.

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@brew_geeks @DeathMetalV So because Ted Bundy successfully killed a bunch of people, we shouldn't bother having a law against murder, because criminals don't obey laws?

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@CHamic1973 @Ackbar117 @megynkelly Well you’re clearly high of you think that cocaine is legal anywhere in the world.

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@CHamic1973 @ChristopherN4G @megynkelly Yes. That’s the point the current laws are inadequate and need to be changed.

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@CHamic1973 @megynkelly Friendly reminder.

The shooter didn’t throw the bullet 200+ yards. People can’t do that without guns.

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@LARiotSquad the link on the site for 3/30 tix goes to 3/16 tix. Can you update?

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@willapaskin one for Decoder Ring: as an Englishman living in the US, I never stop hearing something along the lines of "but your teeth aren't that bad!" Where did the myth of bad English dental hygiene come from, is it even a myth, and why are Americans so obsessed with it?

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@not_tracer_120 @theChrzanOne @kristinsong3 @davidhogg111 so you're already in hell.

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@SandyofSuffolk I went to school in 1609 and the cure for all diseases then was to find the witch responsible and burn her at the stake. WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO CHANGE AND CONFUSE ME?

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@piersmorgan No offence to @piersmorgan but why are you such a predictably insufferable cunt?

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@TheMisterKhan @Hbomberguy Believing that Israel are the bad guys AND hamas are the bad guys is 100% possible if you don’t view things in reductive terms like “my team” and “your team”

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@LozzaFox Laurence, are the people here in the room now?

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@Pmarber I give this trente percente

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@Radiolab @WBEZ @Si_Adler @FLWTrust Did I hear this was also coming to LA or did I dream that?

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@DineshDSouza @realDonaldTrump This tweet was based on the idea that @dineshdsouza isn’t a massive grifter or a complete idiot. But what if he is?

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@primalkey Ben Folds. Played almost exclusively songs from his new album (which wasn't out yet) and from the fake new album that he fake leaked online a month prior. Got to the encore until he played a song anyone in the audience had actually heard before.

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@cmclymer Apart from the semi final,… checks notes… two world cups ago

Also the royal family is not central to British culture. Most of us don’t care a fig about them.

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@Etim923 @goal @LFC Typical scouser.

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Are we calling it “hurriquake” yet?

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@chrisnachtrieb @joshhemsley Thanks brother!