Tim Funk

Human Being until I'm assimilated by the robot overlords. I'm normally more sane than this. The picture is not me but an old favorite image of one of my kids.

[Tim Funk @thetimfunk]

@elonmusk No, you’ve just amplified the village idiot.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @DOGE By American people -- He means private sector winners who will be sucking off the government teat wasting more $$ while claiming government has shrunken.

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@elonmusk From the ever reliable Russian plant: Tucker Carlson

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@elonmusk Forgot the 3rd option of "I'm a moron for thinking this should be a thing"

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@elonmusk Documentation is woke. Got it

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@elonmusk Solution is easy. Just pay your fair percentage as well as the rest of the billionaires.

No loopholes that make your tax rate lower than the people who work for you.

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@BasedMikeLee The 🤡show. All talk. Especially when your guy is in office.

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@BasedMikeLee

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RIP Ukraine: Jan 6, 2025

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Elon Musk is a threat to democracy. Pass it on.

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Still evergreen:
https://t.co/zatcsIOL6X

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Elon Musk is a threat to democracy. Pass it on.

[Tim Funk @thetimfunk]

Elon Musk is a threat to democracy. Pass it on.

[Tim Funk @thetimfunk]

Elon Musk is a threat to democracy. Pass it on.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

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This is stupid.

Why is the button still called tweet?

Why is the domain still https://t.co/KZDNe0fT2G?

Why does the search box still say "search twitter"?

I pity the UI folks (if any are left)

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@EricTeetsel @williamwolfe Evil.

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@RepRonnyJackson @williamwolfe “Pro-life military”. Has a nice ring to it. 🤦‍♂️

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@JoelWBerry Fascism

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Would love to see twitters overall analytics and metrics this past week.