Tonya Harding

Public Figure, Skater 👗🙃 // You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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Found a pack of Japanese (I think ) skittles in the elevator. The Safety Seal appears to be entact so they’re probably safe to eat right? I wanna know what these taste like!!!

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Ironic that these days I overdress for the cold! #sweater weather?

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Does a scarf belong to the person who brought it to Denny’s, or the person who found it there?

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crocheting helps me pay better attention, I’m actually not being rude #newsflash #habits

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Thought it was 🎵 I’m so f*king grateful for my pets 🎵 LOL. Still love the song though 😂😂❤️

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So after #DWTS , I realized that you can’t actually dance with stars, because fusion makes them a giant nuclear furnace. Opposite of ice. But it’s still really pretty, right?

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At a silent auction do they have any way to check if people are writing their own names or someone else’s?

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No more parking in LA

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I got superglue on my thumb and now my @iphone won’t recognize my fingerprint #trustory

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Dayyyyum. Wish I was your lovvvvah 🎼

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“Fresh and full of life” What is that from?

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Hope calamine lotion doesn’t stain...

#summmerthoughts

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How can you tell if a traffic cone is authentic or not?

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Come on is an umbrella really the best we can do

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No matter how much I set out to accomplish I still can’t get the spelling of Gwenyth Paltrow’s name right on the first try lol

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So much to be thankful for. All that’s missing from my live now is an app for people who are too busy to tweet 😂

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Yes you could pay someone to let you rename their dog(s), but how would you enforce it? #thoughtexercise

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true or false: if it’s too hot to touch it’s too hot to put in your mouth #trueorfalse

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@GrantSBennett Prove it

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Sorry I don’t tweet about events YOU find RELEVANT #feedback #itsmylife #itsnoworclever