no name just scream

endless void operating a human suit. it's not going well.

• they/them •

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

normal gay people: "you give aquarius vibes"

me, a treatment center gay: "you give buproprion vibes"

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

weddings are crazy cuz you're gonna make that big of a deal about it all and then NOT fuck up there?

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

breakfast burritos are the best invention since gay people

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

"gay best friend" ma'am that is your wife

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

“can you explain the gap in your resume” yes, that was when i was unemployed

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

i have good hearing but bad auditory processing so someone will say "I'm going to the store" and I'll be like ur gonna eat professor houdini????

[tea ☕️ @realteaemoji]

I think a full-time salary should be able to buy you a neat, clean apartment to live in and electricity and internet and groceries to put in it, and I think it's weird to pay someone an amount of money for full-time work that would not achieve that

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

you can try to put a straitjacket on me but I'm bisexual so I'll slip right out

[Witch @witchwounds]

my body naturally wants to be awake at night because my ancient ancestors were on nightwatch to protect the tribe. my sleep schedule is fucked up because im protecting you from the creatures of the night while you sleep. be more thankful

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

I hate that 2016 is trending. that was a horrible year. all of you shut the fuck up.

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

@danielhowell got hit on at the play party bc they recognized my "we're all doomed" leather jacket and asked if I was a dan howell fan

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

wait ok I messed it up, maybe 2027 will be my year

[kiki @RachelKiki_]

humans sounds a lot like hummus…much to ponder

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

fidget toys are like dog toys for people

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

i fucking hate benoit blanc

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

also what happened to argyle

[no name just scream @thetrashnotaman]

since when do they call demogorgons "demos"
they just shoved that dumbass nickname in and not one of these sassy ass characters made fun of whoever said it first???