Noel

yelling Into the void. The classiest dirtbag you’ll ever meet. “Just an animal looking for a home.”

[Chris @chrisdaplant]

Once again, Jurgen Klinsmann was right. We need to rebuild the federation from the bottom up. Pay to play is killing us.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Someone explain something to me like I’m 5

And if this has happened already, forgive me

Has the women’s team/leadership just sat the men down and said, “So you want to win World Cups? Here’s what you do.”

[Noel @thetrueROO]

Every defensive player on the USA needs to be cut immediately. What a piss poor performance

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

IF YOU WANNA BE FIRED UP JUST WATCH THIS EDIT THE USMNT SOCIAL TEAM COOKED UP!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I am fully erect.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

I think hydration breaks might just be commercials

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Just a absolute clinic

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

maybe i died of Covid in 2020 and this is hell

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Dostoevsky; “People don't want truth, they want comfort dressed as truth.”

Franz Kafka; “Reality is too heavy for most people to carry. So they borrow illusions, soft dreams, sweet lies, and call it happiness.”

[K @kourtneyinhell]

every once in a while I go back to this and listen to it 40x in a row

[Charles Bukowski Legacy @Bukowskiquot]

"Life is oddly wild, full of miracles as well as horrors." - Charles Bukowski

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

"You were born in the late 1900s? So you were around when the dinosaurs ruled the Earth?"

Yes I was…

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

Philip K. Dick, 1976, damn.

"...War forces you to become like your enemy. Hitler had once said that the true victory of the Nazis would be to force its enemies, the United States in particular, to become like the Third Reich - i.e. a totalitarian society - in order to win. Hitler, then, expected to win even in losing. As I watched the American military-industrial complex grow after World War Two, I kept remembering Hitler's analysis, and I kept thinking how right the son of a bitch was. We had beaten Germany, but both the US and the USSR were getting more and more like the Nazis with their huge police systems every day. Well, it seemed to me there was a little wry humor in this (but not much)... Look what we had to become in Vietnam just to lose, let alone win; can you imagine what we'd have had to become to win? Hitler would have gotten a lot of laughs out of it, and the laughs would have been on us... and to a very great extent they in fact were. And they were hollow and grim laughs without humor of any kind."

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The greatest save in us hockey history

[Noel @thetrueROO]

God damn a knight of the seven kingdoms is such a good show! It's got me captivated and wanting to talk about every episode like the first few seasons of game of thrones did

[Barstool Irish @BarstoolIrish]

Robbed 2.0

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Don’t let this Heisman Ceremony distract you from the fact that Deep State CFB protected Alabama, ran a “squeeze out” operation on Notre Dame, and manipulated the system to justify an ACC team getting into the College Football Playoff