Yan

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Going to an open casket funeral and yelling “DIBS!” as soon as you walk up to the casket

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M’laysia

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Operation: Massive Load
(HORRIBLE name for sex)
As in “hey babe, you wanna go commence Operation: Massive Load?”

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“I am become ham, the be-er of ham.” - Mr. Ham, 1943

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New DJ idea: DJ Nasty Bones

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The Democratic Republic of the Condos

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New river idea: “The Mighty Mr. Sippy”

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I’m not crying, my eyes are just being a couple of bitches right now

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New show idea. “E-mail Freak”. It’s like Chris Angel’s show “Mind Freak” but all the tricks are done exclusively via email. It plays a bit like a slideshow of text, really…

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Reintarnation

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There’s a 2009 book titled “Books” by Book Man that I think any fan of reading should read

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Real Xeljanz XR has never been tried

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New theme park idea: Man Land

It’s a large gate with “Man Land” written real big on top, and on the other side of the gate is a typical large metropolitan area with no changes

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Decent band name: 7/11 Essence

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New chair idea: The Befuddlement Chair

It’s just a little chair in the corner that you sit in if you ever feel befuddled/confused

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Theme park idea:

Aqua Land ™️

It’s just a large body of water

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Gamer tag idea:
xXSuccessfulFamilyMan69Xx

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Waka, Texas Ranger
Walker Flocka Flame