THE UNKNOWN

rapper/producer

[Poptimist Prime @Dill_Wodd]

Future's "I Serve the Base" still has one of the coldest fucking beats ever made

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

Extremely funny, but—and, mind you, I do it anyway—whenever you tell any musician of any stature, "Your music reminds me of _____," this will be the response you get 99% of the time

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I didn’t know an adobe subscription was like signing a 360 deal with birdman

[THE UNKNOWN @theunknownsucks]

Not the same thing but when I was 14 and the most concerned about my penis I would ever be in my life my doctor said “whooo bad circumcision” and shook his head at it

[tavo @tavernofterrors]

do doctors ever say nice penis or something when you have a really big penis?

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

broke: Twin Peaks: The Return is a movie
woke: Mulholland Drive is a TV show
bespoke: Inland Empire is real and happened to a buddy of mine

[THE UNKNOWN @theunknownsucks]

when you get good tidings-mogged at the farmer’s market

[THE UNKNOWN @theunknownsucks]

@BRowen99 @hakkevakke @gothkuro @bf_crane Going to 7/11 WAS the point

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.

[Tage @TageErlinger]

Haha, what a wicked and ironic comment bro. Now try saying someting true and beautiful.

[Ipøin 🐀 @ipoinn]

the fans are upset with the RE movie adaptation because it's gonna try to capture the feeling of playing Resident Evil instead of capturing the feeling of reading the Resident Evil wiki

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

Not even trynna be hipster I don't know how Earl and JPEG are considered "THE experimental guys". Like don't get me wrong, they're great at refining experimental ideas into great music. But there is a lot of crazier shit (maybe a lil too crazy lmao) being made right now.

[THE UNKNOWN @theunknownsucks]

None of this music is experimental, maybe you could argue his early works prior to Black Ben Carson and Veteran flirted with being experimental, and I say all of that to say, I prefer over what would be considered actually experimental lmao

[world premiere (reading red rising arc) @pageitchy]

This era was truly the last time JPEGMAFIA actually felt overtly experimental. Scaring the hoes might somewhat count bc he did experiment with the SP machine thing and I thought that was commendable. But overall structure, songwriting, vocal delivery, this was the last time

[FLANNEL @sameflannel]

jpegman has been waiting for this moment for years. his imaginary argument with earl is finally real

[JUDITH 🗿🇬🇱 @rrserred]

@crankhart The Profile Picture of Dorian Gray

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

[nettles (plz be my friend at VIBECAMP!!!!!) @nettlesbrain]

they... they poofed him......

[THE UNKNOWN @theunknownsucks]

@yuhitsyugi Embarrassing

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

[Bask @baskgod]

You ever touched one of these them walls was closing in on you fasho

[cowboy postbop @cowboy_postbop]

there was a movie trope from the maybe 70's to the 90's of "guy who brings a portable TV with rabbit ears to a public place" and that guy was universally understood to be a maladjusted, anti-social weirdo. smartphones are arguably even worse and much more widely adopted.