Uncle Theuri

Why not?

[Eric @amerix]

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

— Seneca

Sit on the message for one night.

Sleep on the email for eight hours.

The reply you would have sent at 9 pm and the reply you will send at 6 am are not written by the same man.

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

@DigaHernandez Amen.

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

@Mnauwoo Plus sprinkling satire one top.

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

@Mnauwoo Plus sprinkling satire one top.

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

@Kamau266 Gademit.

[Eric @amerix]

Insult me the much you want, but you must UNFAT.

Refuse to be FAT.

UNFAT!

#FoodFriday

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

A few weeks ago, Ugandans were in full election mode. They were singing change songs and debating their future.

Then Museveni shifted the entire national conversation with one bizarre claim, that Uganda has a “right” to the Kenyan Indian Ocean.

Now, instead of talking about their elections, corruption, or the father-son dynasty running their country, the whole focus has been diverted to imaginary ocean borders.

[Dr. Najat Abdul-Aziz @theafroaussie]

I speak fluent Somali,Swahili, Arabic, intermediate Italian and Russian.
My parents speak fluent Italian, Russian, French, Arabic, Somali , Swahili.
I speak English because I’m required to communicate with degenerates like you.

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

@ScholarshipfPhd Hi

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

Way to go.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

How China Get Rid Of Corruption:

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

@NjeriWaMigwi

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

@NjeriWaMigwi

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

Some afternoon 😂😂for everyone.

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

Most of the time I'll be open minded and try to see the other perspective, lakini ya flat earthers.
Eeii.

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

Just get new advisors. The current ones are setting you up for a lost course.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

My government will have 50% women.

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

Probably the narcotics case.

[Mudge Rulf @MudgeRulf]

What is happening in Kenya that needs distraction for the next five days guys ? 🤣

[Dedan Juma @Jumanji_kenya]

I am Luo ,proud to be a Luo

Let me tell you maina,

Back in 2007(PEV) i was in form one,

I went to school in a place called Kemunye in Kirinyaga (huko kwa watu tunaambiwa ni WA roho chafu)

Despite everything that was going on in the politics world

I was the only Luo student among 600 other students who were all kikuyus

My mom had many friends but most of the lm who have come through for her in her life (she talked of many coming from the central part of Kenya(kikuyus)

Mi nikiambiwa leo ati Kikuyu wako na roho chafu kusema ukweli sielewi kabisaaa

Mi nimesaidika sana na hao hao wakikuyu kwa maisha yangu

Don't buy into such narratives of division among Kenyans

Kibaki brought to us free basic education so that many of us if not all of us can think for themselves kama mtu ameenda shule hata kama ni class 8

Zamani labda tungeingizwa box na tupigane lakini sahii maze tumetoana mbali sana vile politician tu kusimama hapo kwa mic aogee ujinga (tunaakili ya kujua hiyo ni ujinga)

Chukuwa kura yako,Jenga mkenya mwenzako alafu

Hawa mafala(politicians) watupate 2027 tukiwa na Umoja

Utajionea tu mwenyewe vile watanyenyekea

I understand every man has a price

Wacha price yetu wote ikuwe moja

#AbetterKenyaForEverone

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This video is one of the best on the internet and always deserves to be posted.
She was such a genius.

[Uncle Theuri @theuri_scott]

@omidan_Ifemint This isn't the stone age era my fren.