The Van Burens 8️⃣

A family band of sexy nerds bringing the party worldwide and beyond since 2000.
@pbear_8 @haxmaskell @keyjmcgee @igotyapizza @gregspitz6

[The Van Burens 8️⃣ @thevanburens]

#Guster got a lot of people to their #porchfest gig but we did bigger, better numbers and the failing media isnt talking about it

[End of Times Diego @BoneyDiego]

Porchfest with @guster was a MOOD!

[speedy ortiz ÷ sad13 ÷ sadie dupuis ÷ haunted guy @sad13]

regarding brian wilson today i learned

[The Van Burens 8️⃣ @thevanburens]

@AdamHalogen Tim and Eric

[☠️ Kay Hanley ☠️ @kayhanley]

Do we talk enough about the B-52s being one of the greatest American rock bands of all time?

[thicc nolte @thiccnolte]

giving breakfast back to da boys

[The Van Burens 8️⃣ @thevanburens]

Do these guys know how to party or what?!?!?!

[thicc nolte @thiccnolte]

found this in my phone from last saturdays wedding garden party

[pbear👽🐻🎹 @PBear_8]

We need the President to be a woman right now.

[Dad 2.0 - needs a nap @DadaBaseThought]

Biblically accurate Clippy

[I Think You Should Affirm 👕🧍 @youshouldaffirm]

When I get accused of loving my wife

[He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr]

He does this every Friday.

[pbear👽🐻🎹 @PBear_8]

Now do Bush

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

Billy Joel saying “makin love to his tonic and gin” never sits right with me

[The Van Burens 8️⃣ @thevanburens]

@JeremyTate41 The far left all 12 people on the jury?

[The Van Burens 8️⃣ @thevanburens]

Porcupine Beiderbecke

[Ana @_motherslug]

Your Pynchon character name is your favorite baby animal + the last name of the first jazz musician that pops into your head. Mine is Cygnet Dolphy.

[Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes]

Happy Royal Scam Day to those who celebrate

[The Van Burens 8️⃣ @thevanburens]

@bowl_of_worcel lol

[The Van Burens 8️⃣ @thevanburens]

Are they supposed to play close games or not? #celtics

[The Van Burens 8️⃣ @thevanburens]

Havent seen nugs get handled like this since Jerry Jam #nba

[The Van Burens 8️⃣ @thevanburens]

Wish I didnt know exactly what he means

[Adam Neely @its_adamneely]

fuck, marry, kill

Bach, Beethoven, Mozart

there is an objectively correct answer, and i will ridicule anyone who answers wrong