Elder Plops

Keep moving forward ➡️

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

Happy Father’s Day to all the dudes I’ve called daddy in the last 6 months

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

I would fuck the shit out of Jon Hamm

[JP @jpbrammer]

Saruman after throwing Gandalf at the ceiling

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

@amaliaa 😂

[Clara✨ @Clara2pretty]

i love loverboys. top tier.
rest of you should be in the zoo

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

the pure joy on their faces is everything omg

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

By the time the que let me in there were only lawn seats left. How tf am I supposed to ask @Hozier out for brunch from a lawn seat. 😒

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

Me finding out why Drake is trending rn

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

On the phone with this dude and he starts talkin into his headset to his boys on the game and I hung up immediatelyyyy like bro you realize who you got on the line rn plz

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

I’m sorry I can’t see you anymore you gave me the ick

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

@amaliaa Marries

[☔ @Whotfismick]

no one:

my eyes in pictures

[art vandelay @amaliaa]

Dating someone new and bringing them into your house right away with your children is wild to me man. They’re a fucking stranger and those are your babies.

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

“Women in their 30s on the Internet are like – they’re like ninjas. They get into their little black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.”

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

I do a lot of illegal shit but I draw the line at littering

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

I just wanna be held man

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

My ex told me he didn’t think I’d divorce him because “marriage is sacred to SOME people” but like, he cheated? Lmaooo make it make sense

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

I don’t mind getting divorced tbh but the processsssssss ughhhhhhhbhgvhjb

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

@WonkeyTopiarist Lmk how it goes

[Elder Plops @thevarg94]

Hoping Santa brings me a sneaky link for Christmas