The Vibram Guy

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[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

Why did they have to show Taylor Swift? Really!!!?

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOD! WITH 1.2 REMAINING! KNICKS TAKE THE LEAD... BEDLAM HERE AT THE GARDEN! THEY CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"

"THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY! THE KNICKS PULL OFF A MIRACLE COMEBACK AND LEAD IT 3 GAMES TO 1!"

Mike Breen on the call. 🏀🎙️🔥

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

Timbs to ass

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

@HoodFamousTV_ Only logical way to handle it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

Do you remember how many “Baby MJ” or the next Jordan there were?

[Courtside Films @CourtsideFilms]

This kid is listed at 6’11 328 pounds 😳

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

2 mins left to go in the 3rd and the announcers making it sound like there’s 2 mins left to go in the 4th.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

@AdamArchuleta @225 I remember watching you train and land like a cat back when I was playing in college. The things we’re doing weren’t being done.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

@stoolpresidente 5 foot man forgetting he’s a fan.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

You can tell when ppl post things like this that they don’t watch the WNBA games and just watch clips.

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

People will look you dead in your face and say you hate black women if you don’t say Angel Reese is good😭🙏🏽

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

@SleeperBlazers There is a drug epidemic in Portland.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

Remember when you were a kid and had a day off from school and had to watch the same Sportscenter 6x in a row for 3 hours? Bring that back because these kids don’t know 💩.

[PortersBurgh @PortersBurgh]

The WHAT?!

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

@KatieMox NY as your location in but don’t know who Action Bronson is. Means you need to change your location to represent where you’re from.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

@KATUNews Not surprising. Oregon is the sex offender capitol of the US.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

“The Brazilian”? Why is it necessary to include that as if it has anything to do with the story.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Portland Trail Blazers are unlikely to hire Tiago Splitter as their full-time head coach, per @JakeLFischer

“While interim coach Tiago Splitter remains under consideration after going 42-39 and steering the Blazers to their first playoff berth in five years, sources with knowledge of the situation continue to say it's unlikely that the Brazilian lands the job in a full-time capacity.”

(Via https://t.co/zWD9Lr7BJc)

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

@TwoForOneTalk Nobody wants Yang yet everyone wants to include him a trade.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

I don’t think the ppl in the comments understand the joke. It’s not clowning Klay but their ridiculous claim that Klay was an unknown nobody.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kam Patterson jokes about Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson’s breakup on SNL:

“Who even is this guy? Wait a minute, there’s a WNBA for men? What would you even call that? The MNBA? To me, he’s not Klay, he’s dirt.”

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

@NickStillHere Looks like he needs to practice his 2 pt stance.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

There are tells when ppl are in their first year or extremely inconsistent, or when it’s been a lifestyle. Consistency for a few months isn’t a lifestyle.

[🍝 @butlerspasta]

No one talks about how staying consistent at the gym means living with sore muscles 24/7.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

Big 3 by the Hawks cuts the lead to 51.

[The Vibram Guy @thevibramguy]

@HanaHoops His wrist was broke from holding 6 rings