shane requesting an interview to counter the allegations max made against him as their new fantasy football commissioner is so funny. how can you not say family ‼️
Under Shakira Law:
- all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
- hips are not allowed to lie.
What other laws am I missing?
This becomes less cool when you see the FanDuel ad on the wall - I’m ok with gambling having a place in sports but at the Field of Dreams game? The movie about players who bet on games and were suspended for life because it threatened to ruin baseball?
When we lost out on Ohtani and every national media member shit on Toronto, Kevin Gausman went on Twitter to defend us from the dumb takes. No one asked him to do that nor did he need to. He did it because he cared and wanted to have our backs. I'll never forget that.
🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨
Shane Bieber just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:
0.2 IP | 1 H | 4 ER | 6 BB | 0 K
TOR @ WSH
That's the 296th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,521+ unique lines on record.
Gausman walking off the mound this slowly killed me.
He knows the situation.
One of the best contracts I’ve ever seen this team give out.
Is it controversial to say he should be in consideration for the level of excellence one day?
june 9, 2025: jonatan clase hits a surprise home run and the jays go 57-38 the rest of the season
july 7, 2026: jonatan clase hits a surprise home run and...
WHOA! You've got to see this. This is the view looking northwest from Rochester, New York this evening. See that needle in the distance? That's not supposed to be there. But it is. You're looking at the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada over 100 miles away. The 1,815 foot observation tower should not be visible at this great distance. But under certain conditions, the bending of light can make it seem like it's right in front of you.
This is a spectacular example of a mirage. Layers of cool vs. warm air bend and warp light. It can distort objects, enlarge them, even make them feel like they're right in your backyard. Note how wonky the even sky looks adjacent to the CN Tower in this image. The mirage is affecting the clouds and sky as a whole. I've seen some strange mirages through the years and this is the most pronounced cases of the CN Tower I've captured.
Hahahaha I did that at bc place years ago.
security was like "what's this???"
I replied "there's no onions anywhere for your hot dogs"
He goes "that's fucking ridiculous, carry on"